November 1981. $50 for the church, $800 for my dress, which I thought was the most ridiculous thing I ever spent money on in my life and still do, but I looked gorgeous. Reception, $3250, including open bar and dinner for 325 people . . . 10 bucks a head for drinks, wine with dinner, soup, salad, spuds (masses of…

How about, "While I am a Christian, I find this question discriminatory and offensive given that the laws of our country are not based upon and do not favor a particular religion — as indicated by our motto, 'the home of the free' and by the Constitution itself. If I were Muslim, I would still have the same…

And I practice that in spades. I'm a lesbian and I just had a hysterectomy on Wednesday. No babies for me!

I just tried yoga a couple of weeks ago. One was an end of night stretching type which was pretty good. I let the instructor know that it was my first time ever and she was very welcoming. The second class was vinyasa flow, which SUCKED for me. It sucked because we kept moving the whole time (which is apparently…

She's so adorable! Yay for shelter pups! As far as whining when you eat, how strange! Its so crazy to me how quickly puppies develop habits and life expectations. I got both my dogs when they are 8 weeks from a shelter and one of them is such a scardy cat and always had been. (I know, I should have socialized her…

Oh no, someone has hacked Kanye's account.

Me too! She is gorgeous.

No need to apologise for your gender, even jokingly - as a feminist and egalitarian, I do my best to treat people on a person-by-person basis. :) I completely identify and sympathise with your sadnesses; I'm a heart-on-my-sleeve person too, but it's actually a strength. It makes you honest, which will help her to…

I kind of went through this not so long ago. My now-husband and I had this amazing time together while I was abroad, and then I came home. We thought we would never see each other again. We thought "Well, that was that, and it was very nice." However, we ended up staying in touch via the wonderful internet, and…

Don't be embarrassed. You made an appointment with a doctor that specializes in colorectal issues - all they do all day is look at buttholes (and operate on them), they (and everybody else in their office) are totally non-plussed by hemorrhoids. Wear a tampon and don't stress out. I promise he or she has seen worse.

Don't worry about the awkwardness. As a future doctor (intern right now) I can tell you, we don't care. As a student, I had to do a full body examination, including a digital rectal examination, on a patient who, turns out, at that time had the Noro-Virus. The woman (I am a man) was puking and was diarrheal throughout…

Okay getting drunk everyday is specifically not my advice.

1) My husband is a surgeon and I once asked him if it was awkward looking at and probing naked people and he goes "they aren't naked people they are patients". I was like what?! And I brought up just this, what about sticking your finger in someones butt or dealing with butt/vagina problems and he sorta laughed and…

haha! That is an excellent and hilarious hope.

Black people can't win with white GOPers. Jay Z & Beyonce are gainfully employed, rich and appear in videos that suggest they're having hawt married sex.

I see we got exactly the same thing out of this opening: "Paul Rudd was there! He's so handsome! Look at that smile!"

Anyone wanna start a campaign to save Selena Gomez?

If he's making you uncomfortable, that's the most important thing, right? Sure he might be a nice guy, and maybe he's just a little romantically awkward, but if you aren't comfortable around him now, it may only get worse. You seem pretty cool—drop him, and I'm sure the rest of us will start lining up. And yes, there…

I showed her a shawl I was knitting, and she said and I quote "god. That is hideous"