ETA: my now-bowely-conscious-wife is shaking her head mumbling "i know those are your people but i cannot believe you told the jezzies...but i can, too."

My dream April Fools joke by Obama is during the last year of his term to act like he is going to paint the White House black. Get some painters out there with tarps and black paint and start painting a corner of the building. Then be like, "April Fools!" when people freak the fuck out.

.... but still "and spent the rest of her life lounging on a tropical island surrounded by family, supported by renumeration" is a damn sight better that "and went home to a one bedroom council flat and ate tinned ham for ten years."

I'm not tired! C'mon there has to be a club open at 6 am

I have always heard everyone say this, and yet in every LTR I've been in, the only direction we manage to grow is apart. Do you have any advice for how exactly a couple manages to allow each other to grow and change and still maintain the relationship? I know this is probably too vague of a question, but I sincerely…

My favorite relationship growth of his is that he now upon my stress venting immediately says "hug?", cause 9 times out of 10 I really don't want to hear him "fix it" and just really want a damn hug! It's the most adorable scared confused expression too, and the most adorable proud of himself smirk when he gets it…

I went to a friend's wedding last summer. She was cooking the reception meal in her pajamas and apron until 15 minutes before the ceremony. She put her (beautiful, vintage) dress on, discovered she didn't have the right bra, and decided to go braless, worried, for maybe a second, that her nipples were showing. She had…

Don't worry, once the baby is here (if that does happen) it is right back to "how are you going to lose that baby weight" with a wonderful mix of "so when are you having the next one?"

Oh, the joy of a motionless face in wedding pictures. That will really capture the emotions of the moment.

This is a delightfully British fantasy!

I like to think he goes back to his shed, cracks open a nice packet of digestives, opens the racing post and then they just cackle about how they are decieving the world...

Why are people obsessed with hating this woman? Her show has been on the air for years, 9 seasons if I'm not wrong... That's better than most shows do (I'm talking to you sarah michelle gellar). Saying "why is she famous" is honestly stupid at this point. She seems like a smart business woman, if not a little bratty.…

I'm single, but will comment on a partner who is no longer with us. She wasn't my gf when she passed away, but it still hit me, hard. But I digress.

Happy memory: She was the kind of woman who when we would walk downtown and approach bars with loud music blaring on their outdoor speakers she would dance with me on the…

Oh god, Imma doin it.

It sounds like a disturbing sitcom. You come home from the grocery store, and find that your boyfriend has started a drug ring/chop shop/cockfighting ring in your living room. Then you go "Oh you little scoundrel, where would you be without your moral compass? Serves me right for leaving you alone!"

My husband once jokingly said "Bros before hoes" at some gathering of friends (I stress jokingly, as he would choose me over anybody any day), and out of nowhere, I responded, "WIFE BEFORE LIFE." I think I got a standing ovation.

I am disinclined to trust an internet stranger over the man I've been in a loving, long term, live in relationship with.

Good god. Do you really want to take the time after you wake up (hungover, in my experience) to get out your trusty tin & put all that shit together? Girl, all you need to pack the night before is a handy pair of shades. Slip those mothers on, bid the dude adieu & take your fabulous ass home. People stare & snicker?…

This is the BEST POST EVER I have read on this topic. Thank you THANK YOU for being able to say calmly, intelligently, thoughtfully, and cohesively all the things I've been thinking about on this topic. As a Black Houstonian I always felt like Beyonce's influences, ideas, and evolution were really interesting to study…

You say always, I've never heard of it. I've never heard her put down black people in any way. She doesn't shy away from being black, she wears braids, calls herself "third ward trill" and is a proud black mother married to a black man. She can't help her skin tone, but when does she ever say or imply she's better…