If the median release year of source material for three movies is 1937, maybe they aren't good examples of the evolution of sexist toys.

Hey, I could use that extra $4,000 a year.

If women of all ages are making less than their male peers, why is it projection for Millenial women to notice?

This reads like lazily written shit that wasn't good enough for Literotica.

That Christmas tree outfit is the best

While it's shocking to hear someone come out and SAY it, I'm guessing there are a lot of people in the world who had kids for the exact same reason as Britney Spears wants to.

So hair. Much shoulders. Many fabric wow.

Oh gurl, we all had that hair in the 80s.

thats how I always felt about Biebster

Check. It's true. Tom Cruise = 5'7. Mark Wahlberg =5'7. Tiny people with big heads are telegenic.

You realize that the women who comment on Jezebel are not some monolith, right? We're not all hypocrites because a handful of commenters insist on dating guys 8 inches taller than them.

Fucking. Love. It.
She's had some really fun and beautiful looks lately. My favorite right now has to be the Mona Lisa snuggie:

Thank you. Exactly this. (I hope you find the gif as amusing as I do. It's to celebrate your logic)

pretty sure she's joking. calm down.

Is that she's grumpy because of the wedding industrial complex or is it that she's grumpy in the picture because she's not engaged and/or being invited to a party that celebrates engagements might be annoying because she wasn't? The answer of course is that we don't 100% know. I would just be careful to project…

Who knows, maybe they were being annoying about. Or the whole hoopla was annoying to her.

You are assuming a lot aren't you? Maybe she just wasn't in the mood for all the OMG's!

As soon as I saw this picture I thought, "She's calculated how much money she'll be spending on first weddings next year."

Eh, ring/proof of commitment/what have you before a season where many people see their families. So you only have to announce once.

I want my funeral song to be In my time of dying by Led Zepplin.