It sounds like a Shiba Confessions meme, I love it.

*blows whistle*

They want to bring their guns to Starbucks because they CAN. And just because you CAN do something, you DEFINITELY SHOULD because this is AMERICA, BITCHES WHOO DONT TREAD ON ME.

Exactly. How one reaches adulthood w/o realizing that is beyond me.

She's so subversive.

I am so incredibly, aggressively fucking bored with members of the ironclad majority playing the "omg you guys I feel so persecuted and marginalized" card. I can't even find the fun in these stories anymore, I just want this idiot and the moron who couldn't get into her first choice of college because of her piss poor…

I went to Smith. Every Smith house is like a sorority, so Smith really has no need of sororities at all. Also, despite the very large, self-selected queer population, the students are still about 60% straight.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha. I live in Northampton and I can tell y'all right now, this is going to go over POORLY. If she wants to hang out with tons of straight girls who are into Greek life, she should start her transfer app to UMass. Girl is in the WRONG place.

If I claim to doubt that queer women can't bake, do you think I'll get gingerbread cookies in the mail?

Is anyone else more horrified by this Smith undergrad's 8th grade level writing than her sorority notion?

My daughter is a first-year at Smith, and I could see her totally getting into this. Except, you know, that one of the reasons she chose Smith was because there aren't sororities.

"Even if it wasn't the minority, it felt that way."

I sent this article to my girlfriend (and Mount Holyoke alumna) who currently resides with me in adorable Northampton. I'm looking forward to the rant when I get home.

My gaydar is nonexistent, but something about this is setting me off...pretty much along the lines of what you're thinking.

I went to Vassar, a co-ed Seven Sisters school which had a substantial number of LGBT students of both sexes. If having gay people around you makes you feel marginalized, that's YOUR problem. You're still in the majority, baby. If you need to be able to marginalize everyone else to feel validated, you have issues. Go…

If anyone wants to drive up to Northampton with me this evening to find this girl to see if she actually has a brain, we can go to Drag it Out Wednesday at Diva's afterward. It'll be a pseudo-scientific social excursion.

If they had tried this when I was a student at Bard (either for fully straight men or fully straight women) I think maybe three people would have qualified.

So what's the plan to keep teh gayz out? Ask a gal what to do if she has a flat tire?

Why would you attend Smith if you feel so strongly about avoiding gay people?

Did this girl not know what she was getting herself into when she signed up for Smith?!? If she didn't feel marginalized before, she definitely will now—no way Smithies will stand for this attitude. I hope she's a first year and can transfer to UMass or Amherst. Sounds like she'd fit in a lot better there. Signed, a…