44$ on lip gloss? As in, the thing that disappears from your lips in an hour? Gimme those 44$ and I'll buy the whole range of Wet 'N Wild's Megalast Lip colors, which will give me any and every color I would ever need.

Well, this was him at 21:

Even if you aren't trying to be Anna Wintour, even if you just want to maintain an average level of upkeep, it's patently more costly and time consuming to be a woman in the workplace.

Hopefully not. But racist tweets would require people remembering who the hell Messalla is and something tells me most people don't... because Mockingjay was terrible.

OK OK you know I meant in terms of porn. I don't watch porn, so I didn't know that it meant "from the man's POV," ok?

Hentai in Kentucky? That was unexpected.

Aren't those states with a really high percentage of black people in them tho.

Disgustingly unsurprising that some of the most historically racist states in the South are into "Ebony" porn.

That would fall under the LGBTQ nature of the site.

Fox does not understand or tolerate anyone unless he/she is white, rich and male OR a blond former beauty queen.

To say nothing of it being dumb, it's expensive dumb.

I just kind of want to rest my face against her stately decolletage for a while.

I don't think it's really appropriate to try to armchair diagnose a person from a picture of one window in a house.

I love how everyone over 13 manages to forget all the sexual behavior and conversation which occurs normally between kids way before puberty starts to confuse things. Kids are perceptive; they quickly realize something is up with the parts we intentionally keep under our clothes. While I don't really remember my…

I had the same issue with the cream cheese. Apparently my red-headed, blue-eyed self, and my Jewish cousins are all very, very black.

do people just magically forget their teens after they reach a certain age or something? i swear, when i was a teenager all i could think about was sex. in fact, i specifically remember masturbating when i was much younger than 4th grade...i had no clue what it was, i just knew i liked it and it felt good. how do…

I would make a more intelligent comment, but I'm stuck on the idea that baked macaroni and cheese is a "black" thing.

Did someone approach you?! DID SOMEONE HAVE LESBIAN SEX WITH YOU? You can tell me!

OK, I may be ignorant here, but someone please correct me if I'm wrong. Aren't cockrings used to maintain tumescence? Are semi-chubbies "family friendly" now?

How the hell does one give a blow-job in a pool without drowning?