Jesus fucking Christ JamesMcKeane, for the last time, actual women go to these pub quizzes who have actually been raped, and they have the right to not have their horrific fucking experiences made light of and their PTSD triggered when all the want to do is have a fucking pint and get stuck into the 'guess the song'…

So what you're saying is we should just shut our pretty little mouths and suck it up?

People. For the last fucking time. Just because you make your 'jokes' offensive and outrageous does not make them automatically funny. Being intentionally offensive is crutch/fallback for lazy, unfunny comics. And when people don't laugh (because they're aren't fucking funny) their defense is always that they are…

They read Atlas Shrugged when they were 15 and it changed their lives.

The "I don't care if I offend people" remark just makes me laugh and feel sorry for people who say that. I mean, did your mommy not hug you enough? It just sounds so immature and reminds me of a kid throwing a tantrum. Most adults understand responsibility and decency. Anyone who doesn't care about "offending" people…

I dunno about you, but with how damn expensive my bras are I'd feel like I was just burning a couple $50 bills instead of bras. Ouch ouch ouch. It's the price of those suckers that really burns.

YES. That whole line is fantastic.

I have very full lips and when I was younger I used to feel very insecure about them because people would always point them out. In jr hell-I mean high, I even used to get called DSL by two boys. Now it is rare for people to mention my lips (they're still very full but I guess my face grew into them) and I find myself…

I've never seen a color so rich. Wasn't too thrilled about the golden color :/ but sis those plums and purples are everythaaaannnngggggg.

A friend of mine once told me you can tell the difference between dildos designed by women and dildos designed by men, because the latter are "realistic" to an absurd degree.

Nah, it would be a desecration if they went into an art gallery and did this to the original prints, something like that.

"I'm not sure why I find this "Icicles No. 33 Glass Clitoral Vibrator with Rabbit Ears" so creepy."

I'm sorry but none of these are anywhere near as disturbing as the BoobVagPeen (not official name).

I get what you're saying, but this might be what people took offense to. (I know I did.)

Frankly, you are in the minority. I not only worked at a state prosecutors office, and currently represent DV survivors, I am a DV survivor myself. I rarely get a woman who wants to testify and I thank god all the time that I never had to get up on that stand and be slammed by his defense attorney who would try their…

If they put him in with the general population, he wouldn't last very long.

Note to Florida prosecutors: THAT'S how you deal with a criminal.