I can relate. A couple of years ago I had this really hot professor who would wear the most hideous ties. Every time he wore a tie, the crush lessened. Actually, I recently saw him in street clothes and his outfit was heinous. Whatever interest I may have had left died right then and there.

Take that back! There is NOTHING stupid about bacon. A life without bacon is no life at all.

Yeah, kind of reminds me of that dude the other day that was like, "I'm in psychology, all the porn actresses that see me are fucked up." Its like, c'mon dude, all the doctors and fire fighters that see you have issues too. That's why they see you.

I have a job interview on Monday!!!

I empathically agree with your sentiments but I just wanted to clarify one very important fact. George Zimmerman is *not* a police officer, nor has he ever been one. Because he was some sort of volunteer self-appointed Neighbourhood Watch official with (what proved to be) overly-zealous tendencies and a penchant for…

Thucydides was basically just a reality-show cameraman and Alcibiades a mercurial dance instructor.

This entire trial is such a shitshow.

Is it wrong that while thinking 'cute' I also think 'delicious'?

Never never never! I seriously call out my friends when they do this. "Justin Bieber is such a joke. The music we had is kids used to be quality, like N'SYNC." OH NO YOU DINT.

Yeah, also, if you have a sewing machine handy, learn to sew darts. Darts are your friend. Slim fit shirts don't work for me because my hips are a little bigger relative to my chest, but I buy regular fit men's shirts and sew my own darts into them and then BOOM they look great.

Personally, though, I would prefer to buy off the rack. Not that there's anything wrong with thrift shops, but there's a huge element of luck involved in sample sales/secondhand/thrift, if you know what I mean. I just hope the off-the-rack option will become both more accessible and more varied for non-conforming…

I was still IN college [last year, about to kick into a Master's] and still parent-funded [and university was free for Aussies in those days]. My brother had 'taken the money' rather than 'allow' my mother to throw him a shindig, so she really put her heart into mine. I think — having told her when I was six that I…

You're not alone — I'd wear that, too!

Jezehell

This reminds me of the documentary "The Great Happiness Space" on host boys in Osaka, Japan. Initially, it seems like a pretty glamorous lifestyle if you're into that sort of scene.... up all night partying, talking to pretty girls, making loads of money. But the interviews really reveal a dark undercurrent. It isn't…

Baaaahhahahahahaha!

*gasps for breath*

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I knew a bottle service girl from when we were both working a night shift job at Hollister (gah) a few years back to pick up extra cash for the holidays. She did bottle service at a kind of goth-y/fetish-y/expensive douchebag club, which was a bit of a confusing combination, but I guess it had to work somehow.…

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You're shitting me.

Stone Lotus! Ahahahahaaa. Of course it was called Stone Lotus. It's such a poetic juxtaposition. Stone, like a hard-on. Lotus, like soft lady parts, with a touch of Orientalism thrown in. POETRY I TELL YOU