Probably to make flashy demands for notes of apology in front of the Internetting public so he can look like a hardass.

That's exactly what I was thinking. How the hell do you expect to get that note of apology you're demanding if you can't be bothered to add the two extra letters to "you" and "your" and cannot properly spell "flurry?"

I wonder if doing it with yourself counts. Hmm. Will volunteer for that study.

So you're telling me I can just have sex for half an hour to an hour, three to five times a week, and that counts as my "moderate exercist" quotient?

The Lingerie Lesbian, who wrote this piece, is, in fact, a lesbian. I'm not sure she's assuming that women sleep with men here - queer women are, in my opinion, at least initially socialized to be attracted to the same things straight men are. We aren't immune to socialization, unfortunately, and I've heard the…

You are beautimous.

Never, ever, would this dude say that a man had to be put in his place.

I am woefully ignorant - thank you for clarifying that (:

The question, as with assless chaps (to which these bear a remarkable resemblance) is why bother?

HE'S A RAPIST

Owch. The weeks before the winter holidays are always, always when I have either dumped, been dumped by, or know that I will shortly dump someone. I put it more up to the annual winter blast of crippling depression than anything else, though. Here's hoping GirlFriday sticks around/I don't lose my mind and ditch her.

My dear Cardinal Dolan, getting shot in the foot has a better marketing plan than the Catholic Church.

Out East! West must've been much nicer weather-wise today.

I'll admit that I went shopping today, but I went to an outlet in a beach town and the "crowds" were... well, they were like my home county's local mall on a Wednesday afternoon. It really wasn't that bad at all.

Thank you! We volunteered at a church helping with their turkey dinner and now we're lounging until easy dinner at 4:30. Hell only knows what the rest of the family is doing.

Amen to that. We're three hundred miles away, thank goodness.

Thanks. She's just gotten a pill that actually lets her sleep, which is a gift from the gods, so that's good. We're actually three hundred miles away - we decided to call her bluff.

Many unhealthily overweight people are spending all that time they should be, uh, jogging? working.

What in the hell is this person so pissed off about? This trolling is so meta it's not even trolling, it's just angry posting that nobody can understand. THEY ASKED "DO YOU EVEN PUBMED" IN A POST ON THIS THREAD. I cannot.