No joke, my favorite objects were books as well, and my mom would take away reading once or twice. Didn't work, because I'd read ketchup bottles and cereal boxes if I had to, but I tried.

Yeaaaaah. Wow, you feared your parents! Congratulations! What old-fashioned morals! Did you also sacrifice a sibling to keep Jehova happy?

All of this.

Hell, just take shit away.

They're charged with soliciting a child, perhaps corruption of a child, soliciting a minor for a sex act (perhaps, depending on the state, "via internet" will be added to that charge.) They have NO WAY of knowing that this child is in fact a decoy. They think that it is in fact a real child, and solicit the program…

To be fair, I would love to fuck while listening to a Mastodon album, or Inkubus Sukkubus... or...

"What are average, non-rapist men supposed to do about it? Just ignore their natural instinct to want it?"

Wow, that's worked for me all my life too! MAGIC. You should start a magazine.

What I don't like about those is the generalization. "GIRLS love being tied up." I run into this assumption ALL the the and it's a pain in the ass - "Oh, you can't REALLY be dominant in bed, you're a [non-butch-looking] woman." Well, I'm a female, and more often than not I'd actually like to be the one tying the ropes…

Is it wrong that this looks like a really terrible Halloween porno setup to me?

... waaah?

I think we're supposed to go pay for her porno?

Is this new? I had B-cup boobs in the second grade.

I kind of don't want to, but I honestly have had an experience that makes me think they might exist. (SandyFishnets was my old burner before I got a permanent account.)

You're missing sexual hauntings, intelligent hauntings, non-human hauntings (anything from the ghost of a pet to an alleged demon or whateverthefuck), possessions (again, anything from a ghost to an alleged demon), and, my personal favorite, dead singer hauntings.

Holy damn. Formerlydickmove - where was this strange-thing-spotting? Was it anywhere on the East Coast, maybe near Maryland?

NOT THAT I BELIEVE IN GHOSTS BECAUSE I UH DON'T AND STUFF

Oh man, I forgot that clause where if you haven't given birth to a baby you aren't http://jezebel.com/enormous-14-po… Tru Womyn (TM)

I came here to say the thing, and lo, it had already been said. Bravo.

To be fair, my town had closeted gays too. A lot of them. And they all fucked each other, because who were the others going to tell?