I am not compelled by the queer storylines so much as I am compelled by everything else about the show.

I love the silhouette of the dress and don't mind the dress as a whole. I also think it's refreshing to see her hair NOT look like a fucking shampoo commercial. OH NOES STARS HAVE NORMAL HAIR DAYS WHATEVER SHALL WE DO

Dear Confused Male:

I find if I just do mascara, then the lips stand out perfectly.

**straight/bi/interested-in-men female viewers

She will go from "your imaginary best friend!" to "annoying tryhard how is she even special she's just an ordinary woman." I guarantee it.

Buuuuuullshit. If any of that is even halfway true, then Infinity Ward has the shittiest coders ever. Can you not simply add a few skins/models? Do you want me to go get my ten year old baby cousin to do that for you?

I use Axe (don't hate me it's always on sale) and Old Spice deodorants. I also use Axe and Old Spice shampoos. Granted, I am not a shining pie-baking example of Ultimate Ultimate Western Femininity, but "guy's" stuff seems to work... better. Then again, I know for a fact my best friend's boyfriend uses her ladyscented…

I spend enough time and money trying to find good, well-fitting bras. I'd rather shoot myself than burn them. Yikes.

Can I recommend to you like a pale rose lipstick? Or maybe a fuchsia, if the boldness of the frosty pink is what you like?

Oh lord amen to the bright lipsticks. Lavender's my thing at the moment. Fuchsia's not a hue I've touched. Yet. I may.

Casper the Ghost buddy here.

Erm... am I the only one who would use that scorpion if there were no other available options? Just because it looks cool and "Death by Orgasm" is a hilarious subtitle?

Junior high ought to be illegal. I don't know how, but they ought to criminalize it.

Maybelline Superstay 14-hour lipstick in Enduring Ruby.

A bit off-topic - but how in hell does one become a songwriter? Do you just ship some lyrics and/or sheet music off to the artist's team and see if they like it?

Eh, I'm attracted to certain traits - curly hair, really straight smooth hair, athletic builds, curvy builds, small waists - but it's not like they can all possibly be present in any given partner, since some are directly contradictory. It also doesn't mean I'm fetishizing that trait - I've just noticed that I, for…

It's actually not that unusual in sentencing where people want to ensure that you are never ever leaving prison (see: Jerry Sandusky.) It's kind of like a legal slap in the face, from what I understand.

Oh, boo-hoo, Castro, you got off easy. They should burn you alive, mix your ashes with soil, plant a seedling in that soil, cut that seedling down, and make a new book out of you, asshole.

Would Pennywise popping up out of the prison shower drains a la that one scene be too much to hope for?