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Right. Because it's not like some of us dress only with ourselves in mind. Or perhaps with their hypothetical/nonhypothetical girlfriends. That they sleep with. In a bed. That they fuck in. Or, for some of us, other girls in mind. That we would like to sleep with. In a bed. And fuck.

whuuuuuuzahwhuzahwhuaaaaaa?

As someone who will likely be childless for the rest of her days (but who knows? I'm young yet, maybe I'll grow out of disliking dependent children), it was a joke and you missed the point. I find your lack of levity disturbing.

What woman would wear a fedora on her clitoris? (Answer: one I'd sleep with.) None at all. That's the point.

I can't believe this hasn't already happened. ON IT.

I don't think that's horrendous, I think that's an understandable worry that not a lot of people have the guts to admit to.

Ditto. At least nobody I've slept with has ever wanted to put some kind of feather cap or some shit on her clitoris.

EUGGGGGHHHH

Dr. Who!

I have not, but now I'm definitely heading straight there on the next trip up to NY.

Agh I just went there and didn't get the chance to get into their Ollivander's! Lucky!

I raise my hypothetical Ollivander's-bought wand to you in salute.

That isn't what I said at all - I think there's a communication flaw here, my bad.

Ah, you can learn one-steps (er... is that not the judo term? Tang Soo Do, y'all) and basic self-defense maneuvers and probably forms/patterns! But you might not have someone to tell you if you're doin' it right.

I was always a good kid in high school, but the last few weeks, I turned into (my lame version of) a little hellion. I.E. I scribbled "BAD WOLF" and "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED" in two-inch tall letters in the girl's bathroom stall that was most used as a graffiti space. (Someone else added to my Chamber…

Yeah, seriously. If it doesn't work for you, it doesn't work for you, but it DOES work for someone, and we're not unenlightened proto-feminists for using pads. End of story.

Your gif is perfect.

RIGHT. Like I said in a post somewhere around here - urine is a bodily fluid as well. Do we want everyone to run around reveling in that? How about feces? They're a bodily excretion.

Uhhhhhh what? What is this "own your body" bullshit in relation to menstrual blood? Urine is a bodily fluid. Want us to interact all up with that?