It was, in fact, a joke.

Feminists are judged in every way you can think of simply for being femininsts, so I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, yes, and it's totally, utterly impossible to even somewhat deduce what a commercial's going to look like after postproduction, especially when they're positioning cameras near your ass, and this is the only endorsement deal out there.

This simply confirms my conviction that "the guy who played Hook" = badass.

Just as there would be no comments about reinforcing the idea that masculine is better if she were in blue.

My brother had the same head-as-bashing-implement issue as soon as he started crawling/stumbling, and the immediate following decade and a half have provided nothing to suggest it affected him untowardly.

This.

To be fair, my grandmother also thinks that the only good reason any woman goes to college is to hook herself a future doctor or lawyer. "After all," she always says, "that's how your mom and dad met!"

Does it ever strike these men that there's a wealth of condoms in all sorts of delightful shapes and sizes and SURELY at least one must fit their massive dongs?

Mother Fishnets has good friends who got IUDs after Kid Two or whatever, and they will swear to you that the insertion is as bad as/worse than childbirth and the pain doesn't stop for a long period of time, up to a day.

1.) I've never heard of parsley, but I have heard of yarrow being used by someone trying to induce a spontaneous abortion. And belladonna. Though I would think one would trip literal balls with the belladonna rather than it doing much to actually spontaneously abort...

You are essentially wishing for a heaping helping of legalspeak asswhooping to come to this absolute ass, and I totally agree.

I feel that I have clearly been a disappointment to Nigella during the last year or so

If your friend is correct, and Reddit is our path to an allegedly "conscientious," "intellectual meritocracy," then I guess we gotta change all them dictionaries and shit.

If by "a few" you mean "six," I agree.

I nominate Tatiana Maslany for tribute.

I demand a primetime TV series headed by the same people who do Scandal and maybe Joss Whedon can codirect an episode once in a while. Pronto.

Yikes. I hope she continues to be stable and improves quickly.

"There are no racist laws anymore"

Yeah, close enough.