It's true. I was so surprised when I started watching Golden Girls and saw how remarkably... progressive, it was.

AHHH THAT LINE!

It's like trying to explain fun itself. Like... I don't know, it just is so?

Yeah, girl! Coconut oil deep conditioning high-five! (No joke, I have a Pippin t-shirt from a really ill-advised production of aforamentioned musical, and that's my "I'm fucking with my hair today" shirt.)

This gif is fucking beautiful.

Exactly.

Another very badass woman agrees.

Let's... just pause a moment here.

Scalia is a piece of shit and I'm not bothering to read his dissenting opinion because I don't care what the opinions of pieces of shit are. (Also I've heard that it's incredibly vitriolic and I'm not interested in that.)

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Look at these beautiful photos. Look at that joy. That's not evil, assholes. That's an outpouring of love and acceptance and goodness.

Begone, before someone drops a filibuster on YOU, too!

Please tweet that at Wendy Davis. Please. That would be amazing.

Unfortunately, this is not necessarily the case in the Supreme Court. Popular opinion factors in, I'm sure - that's the whole reason we have the concept of in stare decisis - but we've got three to four Justices I'm almost certain will rule against striking any part of DOMA.

Oh lord, that cracks me up xD

So you are essentially telling me they hired a team of lesbians?

How clueless can you be, though, in this modern age of the Internet?

Ew ew ew humid sex ew no.

And now we have fanfiction.

Really. If it's above 90 (with humidity), unless we're inside in a place with functioning air conditioning, nobody is getting laid. Dem's the breaks.