I'm pretty sure these are all unmistakably penii, but that's part of the fun, I suppose.

Oh my lord, that's absolutely ridiculous.

....what? What?

"touches my proletarian and Democratic soul"

So adorable, I can't.

Is that really Anne Rice? Are we sure it is not a troll with the name Anne Rice who created that Facebook page?

But how would you even drop the first n-bomb? Like... how would that come up in the casual flow of getting-to-know-you first date convo?

Unfortunately it isn't just freshman white girls.

It's like choosing between a racist rock and a hard place. On the one hand, she's an out-and-out racist asshole, and on the other hand....

Exactly. It doesn't fit the nice neat little paradigm of rape: that it's a sex crime, and therefore perpetrated by lusty hetero men on sluts who deserve it, or by gay men on other men.

And how does that come up on a date and have the date continue at all? Because the second Queen Goop gets brought up anywhere I wanna run.

How does that come up on a date?

I call it a Frollo complex. "Moral crusaders" seem to always be the ones struggling with their own morals.

Ooh, nicely done.

You can have sex with those? I thought it wasn't allowed until marriage.

I am not sympathetic to this person because I feel this is a fake.

Well, supposedly there's supposed to be a "mitigating factor" present in a case meriting the death penalty - gratuitous violence, for example. I definitely believe that ought to be the case. Essentially I think that "beyond reasonable doubt" in conviction ought to upgrade to "beyond a shadow of a doubt" in sentencing,…

Sorry, are you asking why I think it should stand or in what way I'd like to see it implemented?

If, of course, you accept the philosophical conclusion that death is a punishment humans ought to be able to mete out even when prompted by the deaths of others.

You'd have to clean off all the Lego bits from the bed first, though. Can't imagine they'd be pleasant to roll around on.