Okay, I just heard about otherwhatever the other day (respect, do your thing, you know, whatever) but do I really want to know what a "soulbinder" is? It sounds like something you put on to keep your soul inside your body. Like a binder but not for breasts, for a soul.

I think you mean "is it just me or is that the stupidest set-up for a fake theft of a sex tape EVER?"

.... they make triangle dicks?

Roseanne is kind of fucking batshit and has been since she (literally) bought the damn farm. This doesn't surprise me.

Depending on make, I'm a 34-36D (or a 30H, apparently? I was informed of this the other day, and all these sizes fit me depending on the company & style... Ah, tits, tits, wherefore art thou so damn difficult.) 30 inch waist. Ginormous boobs. Large hips. Let me tell you something: THEY ARE ALWAYS THERE. And covering…

Maybe for you... we all have different hair growth rates. Sometimes it even differs within one person depending on the body. I have to shave my legs/armpits every. damn. day but I only get stubbly in the vulva area once a week if I shave.

From what I know of marketing: Yes.

Oh, this times a thousand. And sometimes it's just convenient! May I just say that I always at least TRIM my personal topiary out of courtesy for any partner I might have at the time? Because it's really difficult to go down on someone with full untamed-in-any-way Jane of the Jungle bush. I've done it, and I'll…

Christ, I hope not. I inherited some of the feminism and all of the tits'n'hips from Mother Fishnets and she's a lovely woman, but though we have certain traits in common, we've got some very, very different talents/values/beliefs/personal fashion choices. I also really don't want to get That Voice that she uses…

Oh, fucking bullshit the Marilyn Manson thing, are you kidding me? No wonder she's in trouble if she has family friends like that who think "Why yeeeeees, the clear reason she tried to off herself was because she couldn't go to a concert, that is a major and the only major contributing factor, hmmmyessss." Not to…

She looks STUNNING in that dress. I dig it a ton.

Well, thanks!

I'm curious to know if that's real leather - some leather alternatives are shockingly breathable compared to what you'd think. But you do have a point.

There is no One Cultural Arbiter of "blackness," just as there is no One Cultural Arbiter of "whiteness" or "Latinoness." The only universal indicator is your actual inherited ethnic background.

Thank you!

Ohhhh, of course! I overlooked the obvious explanation. Must be 'cause I'm a woman.

Because firearms only protect women if they are sitting at home in the kitchen barefoot, pregnant, and clothed in proper modest clothing, remaining completely within their God-given spheres at all time. Women trying to defend our country? Bah! It's a country, not a cuntry, Jesus doesn't like that, that's why women in…

That's kind of an awesome safe word.

Danke!

Huh. I suppose that could work as well. Whoops.