The thing is, in certain professions - i.e. if you're a knight, like Kel - it would make a lot of sense for you to disdain "girl's" clothing, because you're in "guy's" stuff ninety per cent of your time anyway. If you're a pirate, a skirt might not always be practical.

I thought Ann Rice was no longer a vampire chronicler, due to religious conversion?

Hello. I'm you from tomorrow. You will end up having 5 and regretting it.

It's a meme, like that grumpy-faced cat everyone was talking about last week. As for where it came from - here you go:

I don't blame you. Not. One. Bit. Shudder.

I look at it differently - I view "inherent misogyny" as something that is in a system and "internalized misogyny" as something that is in a person. Men internalize misogyny, but when I say that phrase in reference to a guy people have no idea what I'm talking about. Misogyny is misogyny is misogyny. Women can be…

They did WHAT?

Like seriously did we need a porn of Girls?

"Hustler isn't necessarily where progressive feminist porn lives."

Of course! It's at that vegan bar near that art gallery place. (Silly feminists. You can't internalize misogyny. Only men are misogynists, durr.)

That's where you're wrong. They'd trash them for the great crime of being female, where in a female queer community you only have the femmes to trash. Think about it. If you haven't heard from a man, misogynist or not, at some point in your life say something to the effect of "Women want to be treated badly, that's…

Lawl.

Anyone who doesn't believe in internalized misogyny is welcome to come along with me to the next Gathering of Queers and observe with me while some of the more "masculine" queer ladies utterly trash the more "feminine" ones when they're not listening. It sounds like a 50s office in there. "Ugh. Femmes. Can't fucking…

Nope. I want a giant Mason tattoo on the lady's buttocks or a Templar Cross-shaped sex toy, or I'm not impressed.

Maybe it was just my troop - I was only ever in one - but we learned firestarting without a match, how to actually build and stack things for a fire, rules about interacting (or trying to limit interaction) with wildlife, the river rule, stuff life that. We could've been taught more, I think, but hey, I was 10, I was…

ARE YOU SERIOUS I DIDN'T EVEN HEAR ABOUT THAT

This is very true. I was just never an Adventure Scout or anything like that, so I can't directly speak to those organizations because I never really interacted with them except in meetups and such.

1.) "Best scout camp in the world" by Philmont's own reckoning, perhaps. And Osito makes national and (sometimes) international rankings by fluke, I assume. (I was always a fan of Tomahawk, though.) As if that isn't enough, if we forewent Camp trips and sold enough cookies for a few years in a row, we had the…

Someone please tell me why I watched some (admittedly quite beautiful) woman shake her ass at the camera for three minutes. I was hoping for some really salacious stuff - maybe an Illuminati reference tattooed on her pubis mons or some Regan-fucking-a-crucifix-style really blasphemous stuff or, I don't know, furries…

Yet again, another opportunity for me to crow that the Girl Scouts are far superior to the Boy Scouts in literally every way. We (I say as a former Scout) enslaved the world with Thin Mints AND we've got badges for learning about things like LGBT American leaders/female engineers/old-school playground games, AND we…