Is this what it's like to be Kim Kardashian?

Okay, cats time! We picked up fosters yesterday. A mom and SIX kittens. So I have ten cats and two dogs for the next few weeks. It is chaos and I love it.

I laughed so hard that I am crying, and so is the baby that I woke up by laughing

This is delightful, and since Google autocompletes differently on different days and in different regions, I tried making my own. Apparently I’m a rather creepy girl named Earl who’s really into dancing? I’m pretty okay with the job where I get drunk and then make laws, though. That sounds fun.

She can really dance, and her guns are amazing. I may have just found a new girl crush.

They must have the most fun household, an honor I previously bestowed upon Kristen Bell and Dax Shepherd.

She really did slay him. Pulling out Beyoncé at the end was cheating.

Wow! His wife was great!

Motherfucking SQUEE!!! Cannot wait.

waiting.

I stalked the blog of my ex’s new girlfriend for a whole year after he and I broke up.

I love that Us Weekly describes it as a peace offering instead of a “bitch I have my eye on you” move.

And how many of us who don't have kids help out those who do? I'll bet you do too (emotional support, taking on extra work if a mom or dad needs to care for a child, etc.) Not shaming or complaining, but I will say, as a woman without kids, I get my share of what's-wrong-with-you side-eye.

I had exactly the same thought. I think not having kids (or having as few as possible) should be incentivized, but not prohibited. Banning childbirth is just as wrong as banning abortion.

Research has shown again and again that the best way to control population growth is to educate women and give them access to contraception. But we couldn’t have that, could we?

My experience with couponing is that you need to be eating a lot of processed food in order to get the most out of it. There are very few coupons for basic food items like meat or vegetables.

That’s why couponing never worked for me. I want to eat real food, not 80 boxes of Kraft Mac & Cheese with a side of mayo and Jello.

The thing that bothers me is that- apart from household products - the food that comes w/ coupons is often stuff you shouldn’t be eating much of, much less stocking up on.

Because of how washed out this photo is, and because the bottom part with the lace is cropped out, I actually saw this and thought, “Huh. Celine Dion got married in a hotel bathrobe. Cool.”