I think it’s Kim Kardashian and her wax figure, who seems to be cross-eyed.

I’m not even sure I wanted to know this. I can’t fathom how her poor parents felt. I’m sure that nothing could be worse than what they imagined but having it proved is awful. I’m sure that they never believed that she was a willing ISIS bride.

You’re evil and bad an nobody likes you.

Dude, the only reason anyone is even interviewing you is because you’re Ronda’s ex. Take a goddamned seat.

I feel really bad for them, because having a miscarriage must really suck. However, that video is creepy as fuck.

She was a stray that showed up at my apartment one day and I took pity on her and started feeding her and fixed her a place to sleep on my patio. Next thing I knew it was winter and we were hanging heavy sheets of plastic to enclose the patio, getting a space heater, a big dog carrier for her house and lots of rugs…

Thank you, HQ. I’ve got a message for Australia, myself.

Really assholes? Ok fine. Attention all Australian agents, as of this moment do not assist the humans by protecting them from all of Australia. You heard us right, it’s time to show them what happens when we sit idly by and let the swarms of DEATH DEALING MONSTERS THAT INHABIT THIS PRISON COLONY ISLAND FLOOD INTO…

http://www.animalplanet.com/pets/dangers-o…

As Top of the Lake season 1 trumped True Detective season 1, so shall Top of the Lake season 2 shall rise up as a soothing antidote for the new grief that is True Detective season 2— void of meaningless boobs, but also any soul or weirdness. It is known.

I’m husband’s third wife — and I know how I’m similar and different from the first two — he’s also had plenty of girlfriends, flings, f-buddies etc... and none of them bother me, because I know I’m more like the first wife (the one he says he should have tried harder with, and the one his parents love — i.e. the one…

I am such a fucking narcissist. I am convinced I am superior to all of my husband’s former girlfriends.

I used to be one of those girls who’d obsess over an SO’s ex, but I realized I was just projecting my own insecurities and creating a toxic relationship without any just cause. It’s inevitable your current beau will have an ex, but unless those exes are still lurking around the corner, just leave the past in the past…

Wow that list is spot-on.

I have a child. I’m still 100% committed to my dogs. If they needed to be destroyed because they were psychologically damaged, I would not drop them off at a shelter. I would have the maturity and courage to hold them while they were put to sleep.

“I had a reverse reaction...”

I don’t want to brag, but Captain America was TOTALLY getting handsy with me tonight!

I share a Netflix account with my boyfriend. He totally doesn’t judge if I watch 6 episodes of Murder She Wrote after work. But will he judge if I watch a documentary called Buying Sex about Canadian prostitution laws?

You look so cute! You remind me of Furisa from Mad Max.

ugh okay this is a subject near and close to my heart - because no offense to anyone, but i don’t like kids. don’t find em cute, most emphatically DO NOT want them at my someday future wedding - which i mean is not completely planned or anything, but i do know the gist of what i want, which involves lots of booze and…