THERE IS NO JESUS ONLY YEEZUS.

lovelovelove

She looks incredible.

also everyone here is free to give me a yacht, just as an fyi.

dude you cant just keep talking about mattisse and make a bad thing okay

That looks a lot more like purple than pink to me.

I remember the CSI episode! It was during a foam party.

Damn, who knew they still existed? I fucking loved getting their catalogs in the mail. Inflatable furniture, terrible sandals, platform shoes, wide-leg, mid-rise pants, rave gear, short-haired models, TyPeFAce LiKE THis. Ahh, the 90s.

rih throwing shade is glorious. I almost wish somebody would start shit with her cause it's so entertaining.

Umm, I cried last year when November came and went and there was no new Rihanna album. She fucked me up good. Got me all comfortable releasing new music every year for four years? I was good and ready to put "Rihanna Day" on my yearly calendar.

But if this is true, I am already thirsty for that Beyonce/Rihanna track o.o!

Also, if your Halloween costume needs a nametag, it sucks regardless.

H. Jon Benjamin has been quoted as saying that "women are always disappointed when they see what I look like".

When I first heard about this brave girl on the radio, I was very confused.

Yo, Chris . . .

Emerging heartthrob Daniel Radcliffe says he's a feminist and doesn't see why anyone would be embarrassed to call themselves that unless they're a raging sexist.

Considering that Siri, when I asked to go to Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport, tried to send me to Atlanta City Detention Center, I am skeptical.

"Dude, you're so edgy and politically incorrect. it's totally ironic and satirical how you regurgitated those ancient and threadbare stereotypes. It reminds me of my great great great great grandpa, Cracker von Patriarch, who also challenged the status quo by embracing it with loving tenderness."

THIS! I love when my boyfriend says I'm pretty. When strangers say it I assume they want to remove my skin and wear my face.

I can post replies on Kinja AND Rhianna is back on Instagram?!