misseleneous
misseleneous
misseleneous

Fact: Burt Reynolds slept with so many people in the seventies that he became a wizard. His mustache is also a wizard, but an even more powerful one.

"Burt Reynolds' kiss makes you gay."

I have been looking online for porn since I was 13 years old. Never once have I accidentally clicked on a link that sent me to pictures and videos of child pornography. Not even when I was drunk.

"We have prisons now filled with guys my age. Sixty-year-old white men in prison who've never harmed anybody,

"We have prisons now filled with guys my age. Sixty-year-old white men in prison who've never harmed anybody"

He sounds really defensive- like he too has looked at naked underaged girls.

Shut up.

I love Kesha. She has a certain DILLIGAF attitude that I appreciate. I hope she continues to overcome all of this bullshit.

Because it actually goes like this:

Your kid will never know and is, surely, filthier than your pee, anyway.

My best friend claims that she has never peed in the shower. I cant even understand how one can help it.

Hemmingway is the worst. I would rather read Ulysses than anything Hemmingway ever wrote.

it should be sexual reichstag, not sexual congress

I'm guessing this hacker/troll has never had anyone sext him so he's ruining it for everyone else. Good job asshole. Way to kill sexy time.

4chan, if hacking into women's personal accounts is the only way you can see them naked, then you really need to consider spending some quality time making yourself a more likable person. And, protip: stealing and uploading nude pictures of women will make them hate you forever. There's no coming back from that.

Think

Well, shit. At least 199,999 of those images are mine.

"Jennifer Lawrence, you know what? Don't sweat this, young lady," the host continued. "I mean, you're the one who took the pictures...You don't look bad under your clothes, and I think the [hacking] has actually made your career even hotter."