Prepare to see what my boobies look like.

My parents' divorce was pretty harmonious, mostly because my mother just wanted out as soon as humanly possible. But my parents split custody evenly, didn't really squabble over money (I think at that point my mother thought being single and broke was better than being comfortable, married, and miserable), and my mom…

Oh man, the internet can be such a volatile place. I didn't think you were doing anything other than trying to ensure that the continuing conversation was accurate, and I appreciate that. I prefer to have informed opinions based on fact than misinformed opinions based on confirmation bias. I was just saying that I…

Thank you for the correction, I must have misread. Although I think the ridiculousness of comparing the two and the reasoning for the violence remains the same: man wants woman, woman rejects his advances, man continues to progressively pursue woman despite her repeated refusals, woman's fiancé becomes involved in…

Damn, I got my wires crossed thinking of his bit about how men are the most dangerous threat to women and then thinking of this quote. The irony of attributing a quote about violence against women to a man while trying to make a feminist point, when said quote was in fact said by a woman is palpable, and not lost on…

I just got into an argument with an old high school friend (he's terrible. we are no longer friends) about the Louis CK quote, "Men are afraid women will laugh at them, women are afraid men will murder them.", in reference to the story of the woman in Detroit who was shot and killed for daring to refuse a man's sexual…

You guys. You're just not understanding. What he means is, if God sends an angel to impregnate you with his firstborn son, that angel definitely, totally does not have genital herpes and he promises that rash is just razor burn.

10/10 would bang.

Say what you will about Shia, but 10/10 would bang.

I want to go to there, die there, and have my corpse be a warning for all those who come after me.

My question is what drugs facilitated this decision/those bloodshot eyes and how can I get some.

Gaga is hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh as fuq.

No. The movie theater and the movie studio both don't want you there, either. They told me so. Neither does James Bond. Neither does the new M, or the old M, Q, Ms. Moneypenny, Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Daniel Craig, and Ian Fleming. They all told me so.

No one wants you there, anyway.

I have never commented on Jezebel, and have frequently lurked in the dark recesses of the comments, but now I am coming into the light because I need this to happen every week, possibly every day, as King RiRi is all that is good and holy and the reason the sun rises and the earth continues to spin on its axis. I mean…