I feel like she’s that person at a wedding you’ve never met before who sits next to you and decides you’re going to be friends the whole reception even though you just want to drink and forget about that time you made out with one of the newlyweds in college and you never quite got over it, so you just nod a lot and…

She’s a Canadian feminist who gets targeted by MRA groups a lot, to the point where they doxx her and spread lies around to discredit her (they claim she set off the fire alarm at some men’s event at a college, it’s a rumor that’s persisted despite numerous witnesses saying otherwise). It’s insane. She’s a really cool…

My parents weren’t aware of it until I told them, and they said that their favorite memory of him was being the magician at a combination bridal/groom shower thing for their friends. He was the spitting image of Harold Ramis in those days, according to them. Thank you for sharing this. I’m proud of his influence as a…

So this is...weird. He was kind of family. He’s my uncle’s cousin, but my uncle is my mom’s ex-brother-in-law. I haven’t seen him in at least 15 years, but I knew Daryl when I was little. He was kind and sweet. He and my uncle are only a couple months apart in age, so they were really close, and it’s been so hard on…

Her winning over Quvenzhane Wallis that year will never stop making me Very Grumpy.

If I got really drunk, I might watch it. Except I tried doing that with Gigli and I couldn’t hang after 20 minutes.

Every single time someone recommends one of her books to me, I laugh and tell them why I refuse to read any of it. And then explain that it’s a 50 Shades situation where all of her shit is just name changed fanfiction. People get oddly defensive of her. She’s not even a good writer? I don’t get it.

I genuinely would be proud to have it on the resume. You get tired of zombie flicks after a while, man. This is a new, different kind of horror: debilitating loneliness.

See, my scalp was always blue tinged for a minute after using Selsun Blue, so I assumed dick skin would be the same. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Shows what I know about penises.

Please tell me if you need art department help or an AD for this.

So was it like a Smurf dick or weird skin and blue tie dye?

I thought the same exact thing.

Rupert Grint’s best moment as Ron was his brother’s death. Daniel Radcliffe was actually pretty good in the last couple movies, because I think he embraced the fact that both he and Harry are tiny British dorks.

I’m bored just by looking at these stills. Like, yay Luke Evans and whatever the fuck is going on with those household objects but just ugh.

I’m saying this here because Facebook is not a safe place to do so:

I feel sick after reading this, and it makes my heart hurt and I can’t understand who would’ve thought this was okay. The LGBT community deserves better than this, everyone in that club deserves better than this. Fuck the people who came up with it, fuck the ones who approved it.

who else is way too high to deal with this

Anderson Cooper has always been a pretty good moderator, because he puts up with very little bullshit from either side. He’s like that with his interviews, too. Martha Raddatz was the VP debate moderator and had to deal with Paul Ryan being a child. They’re wonderful people who deserve a pitcher of margaritas each…

Baby/cat-sitting is an expensive business, I guess, especially if you’re possibly also giving them acid.

“$80 4 Hours of Pet or Babysitting