The only crime is the culturally contrived illusion that *any* education is worth 1/2 a Million dollars to anyone and the perpetuation that life/college is/should be solely merit based or subject to every individual’s equality standards.

“A Hero is any man who does his job.”  - John Mulaney

i don’t understand why this is a thing. who cares.

I have two things : First, I’m sure Stamos doesn’t understand how lying and bribing people to get into college is a crime. College isn’t anything that was ever on his radar. I’m sure it is inconceivable to him that getting into a school is difficult or that for every unqualified person that gets in, a qualified person…

Ugh.  “Kelly Clarkson successfully negotiated a schedule to allow her an appropriate work-life balance.”  There I fixed it. 

Kelly Clarkson demanded that NBC allow her time to drive her kids to school each morning.

The tone of that People blurb seems off. According to People, Clarkson “demanded” and then she “put her foot down”, also she got “all dolled up.”

RE : >>>>”Chicken and egg issue, we would not be so reliant on immigrant labor if we had actually bothered to enforce immigration law.....”

Please. Those so-called sex pants were a huge turnoff. 

I was clear, but thanks for the heads up.

A civil suit in the stealing of an American Presidential election ? The greatest criminal conspiracy perpetrated against America in its history.

If Twitter’s a perfectly suitable medium for me to tell my former sexual partners to get tested for gonorrhea, I’d say it’s good enough for this, too.

“Assange, pictured here enjoying the smug taste of his own fart, was served via Twitter.”

*guffaw!*.... Yes, that’s actually how the conversation goes... and I DID actually scour the google machine for a clip to show you, but came up empty. I’m afraid the narration doesn’t do the convo justice or make it clear. If you ever watch the whole episode, it’s called “Fat”:

They’re only a year apart in terms of how old they both are.

CHRISTALMIGHTY I can’t get over how identical Melania’s husband and her father are. Right down to the ill-fitting suits and the overly-long neckties. *shudder* So I don’t want to think about why she married her father.

So, is this where I attach the Fry Futurama Gif?

Good for them. I hope the other 12 million applicants receive the same treatment.

Trump loves the incestuous fantasy.

It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t have shame.