Jesus fuck, would you people PLEASE learn when to use an apostrophe?

Yes we are the ones who do all the mass shootings. Right?

Dear Mediocre White Person:

She wasn’t listening properly when they told her Pirro was Lebanese?

Meghan sucks so bad on many levels. But in this instance, how you gonna apologize to the person who was berating your coworkers? Have an ounce of decency and loyalty, ho. Damn.

I’m pretty sure Trump Derangement Syndrome is when his supporters deny things he literally and probably said and did because it conflicts with their illusion of reality.

And the worst part is that I don’t want children and am looking for someone without children and the men always act like I am terrible for not wanting to date them because they don’t have the children, and I wouldn’t need to do anything. That makes them look worse to me, like be involved with your children’s life and…

Maybe she just meant, like, compared to his brother?

A face only a mother could love

If I were Vanessa, I’d be more worried about having difficulty dating because my ex was Don Jr, not because I had kids. Ew.

Donald Jr. is a good-looking guy.

This is especially sad when you consider almost this same exact scenario happened to Ivana. She was left with 3 kids after getting divorced from her flagrantly cheating husband and I wonder if she saw the situation that way: she, the mother, was used-up, damaged goods and Don was free to be a playboy.

“Maybe Vanessa might have a little problem because she has five kids . . . who is going to date and marry the woman who has five children? Especially since she is young [40] and she might want to have more.”

Dotardo Junior, the rat-faced boy. Surely there’s a woman out there with little-to-no self-respect, dignity or class who’d be willing to sacrifice all decency and self-worth to “hook up” with that weasely rodent.

A Chromebook is my “daily driver”. I get a terminal with ssh, the web, and web based office applications. All with an 8 hour battery life. That’s all I need to work.