In a world with a Rami Malek, Oscar Isaac and Idris Elba, there is NO excuse for this malarkey!

I’m getting married in December, and while I’d like to pretend my lack of engagement ring is because of some super-feminist stance, it’s actually because our “engagement” consisted of me asking if he wanted to get married at city hall so I can finally put him on my company health insurance policy and him saying “I’m…

It’s Oklahoma. You can’t even gentrify it.

I had written about this story about a month ago in a long Twitter thread where I named serial predators like Bryan Singer, Michael Bay, Terry Richardson, etc. Poor Gemmel, it seems like once again the onus has been put on Moore’s family to keep the investigation open and find justice for the murder of their son. It’s…

I hope this article garners enough attention and Buck can be brought to justice.

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

She really has turned out good. For a while it was touch and go. I think she made it out of the darkness. Good for her.

Don Jr thinks he so fucking smart. I can barely tell what he’s trying to say, but he’s that kid in your intro psych class who is the biggest douchecanoe and thinks he’s constantly outwitting the professor. Bonus points if that professor is a woman.

R I G H T? Actually, dumbfucks, he fits the profile of a mass shooter to a T, as they are almost exclusively white men.

Two things: Da Vinci was pretty gay, and artists don’t paint nudes because they’re horny or prefer people with their clothes off. Although I’m sure that was the reason for some artists, it’s certainly not why figure painting is a tradition for students and masters alike.

eta: yes, both points are super nitpicky. I…

I can’t really enjoy making fun of him for this, because I think it’s a side effect of whatever meds they put him on after his breakdown. I have had mentally ill people in my family. While the physique may not be as nice, I’d bet money he’s in a better place right now. And if fat Kanye means we’ll get a happier and…

Dude is actually smiling. Let him live! Everyone is always commenting on his issues, but he emerges looking happy and it’s an issue cause he’s gained some weight.

Please do not make fun of him (or others). I’m a psychiatrist, and rapid and extreme weight gain is a side effect of some of the best medications we have fore mood.

I will love him forever if he gives incriminating evidence on Ivanka.

At this point, mustache twirling cartoon-villain Republicans are perfectly fine with murdering people (And I say this with no hyperbole, because if this bill passes people will die.) so long as they can undo the big nasty black man’s signature legislation and make libtards cry.

I read that Coates piece this morning. His writing is so eloquent, but he does a fantastic job of just cutting to the quick of underlying white supremacy with easy-to-digest arguments and illustrations. When he talks about disaffected whites being economically upended as being the driver for Trump, Coates noted “Black…

“What white people have to do is try to find out in their own hearts why it was necessary to have a nigger in the first place, because I’m not a nigger. I’m a man. But if you think I’m a nigger, it means you need it.” I was just talking about this on my Facebook page, in regards to the Dreamers. James Baldwin gave…

Nice. I teach ancient literature, so I have to stretch to make opportunities to shit on Trump to my students.

Why does this site love them? I cannot understand it. At all.