Please please please please please somebody get esteemed classicist Mary Beard to write weekly recaps of this travesty.

I had to read that headline multiple times to comprehend it. I don’t even want to say where my mind was heading.

Yawn. Call me when Taylor starts doing coke and drops an acid-punk album titled “Fuck You Raw: The Strapon Chronicles.”

While that’s true it isn’t saying much. That pic is still really awkward.

I was kinda hoping there would be more tulips. Great big sexy fields of tulips. Close ups of bunches of tulips; tulip petals all over the place, but it’s just a few tulips and a lot of people, which you can see in any movie.

Guaranteed way to kill sex: “orgasm quota.”

I treat her very well, I give her preference in nearly everything, and am chivalrous (not just an act) every single day. She makes me very happy, and is very sweet, beautiful, smart and loveable.

I’m confused... are the “feminist leaning man hater types” for or against this OMGYes...? You can just never tell things with them, dammit.

Yes, it’s fucking scary.

My family life is a fucking shit show right now, and the other night I had a dream that Chris Hemsworth developed an instant, hard crush on me because he thought I was cute, and spent an afternoon flirting with me in the most charming way. It was a gift from the universe at a totally shitty time, and therefore…

I AGREE, BUT ALSO: Who else here tried to comb their hair with a fork after seeing Little Mermaid and ended up in tears with hunks of hair torn out and an incredibly sore head? My sister tried to one-up me with the twist-yank featured in the gif downthread and she got it snarled so bad she had to have it cut out and…

Here you go, A. Here is the only beauty tutorial you’ll ever need.

Wow call me too invested in it or whatever but I actually fucking HATE Amber’s post. If you’re not going to commit to putting the prongs in your hair you don’t deserve to share a diptych with Ariel you HACK.

Well, it’s a good thing no high ranking members of the Democratic party think that kind of shit has any pl—

Yes. THIS is why I am so furious at the party for saying they are cool with anti-choice candidates.

Or, you know, used abortion as a criteria.

I’m just going to say it—This is what voting for anti-abortion candidates gets you.

Sinking ships rarely gain rats...

It’s almost as if the Democratic Party should’ve supported an actual progressive.

Why aren’t there any links to the products? This is the worse sponsored ad ever.