missdorothea
Miss Dorothea
missdorothea

Yes, it’s fucking scary.

My family life is a fucking shit show right now, and the other night I had a dream that Chris Hemsworth developed an instant, hard crush on me because he thought I was cute, and spent an afternoon flirting with me in the most charming way. It was a gift from the universe at a totally shitty time, and therefore

I AGREE, BUT ALSO: Who else here tried to comb their hair with a fork after seeing Little Mermaid and ended up in tears with hunks of hair torn out and an incredibly sore head? My sister tried to one-up me with the twist-yank featured in the gif downthread and she got it snarled so bad she had to have it cut out and

Here you go, A. Here is the only beauty tutorial you’ll ever need.

Wow call me too invested in it or whatever but I actually fucking HATE Amber’s post. If you’re not going to commit to putting the prongs in your hair you don’t deserve to share a diptych with Ariel you HACK.

Well, it’s a good thing no high ranking members of the Democratic party think that kind of shit has any pl—

Yes. THIS is why I am so furious at the party for saying they are cool with anti-choice candidates.

Or, you know, used abortion as a criteria.

I’m just going to say it—This is what voting for anti-abortion candidates gets you.

Sinking ships rarely gain rats...

It’s almost as if the Democratic Party should’ve supported an actual progressive.

Why aren’t there any links to the products? This is the worse sponsored ad ever.

If I have to live in a country where I could be raped and forced to carry a fetus to term then there’s really no point. If I’m told by a doctor that he has to let me die rather than perform a late-term abortion, then there’s no point. Abortion is the line in the sand. What’s the point if neither candidate cares if you

If I don’t control my body, I don’t have anything.

There is no reason to think that this will win them any votes. People who vote Republican will not just suddenly vote Democrat over this one issue. A choice-friendly Republican will beat an forced-birth Democrat in Republican strongholds every time, no question. Not to mention, a candidate that believes women have no

A woman’s right to choose is not negotiable.

Yeah, well. I have a litmus test and I’m a voter.

Republicans don’t notice if Democrats take up gop platforms, but dems do. All this is going to do is drive people to third parties.

I made the mistake of signing up for The Skimm once. I think I received it maybe three times before cancelling. I was trying to get a news digest or something, but most days I just don’t have the mental bandwith to read self-important blurbs about rosé and Spanx.

Keep the pressure ON, guys.