So long as they leave in the song “Ladies Choice” (delightfully dirty!), I’ll be cool. I wasn’t married to the original version, and I still rather enjoy the new version, so it stands to be seen what they do with this version. John Waters told the folks that did the remake to “make it their own movie”, and I am sure…

I genuinely enjoyed the latest movie version - it’d be hard to top that cast.

I was just going to say the exact same thing. Hello, fellow ACON. :)

It’s where Kristin Cavallari is having her book signing! I know this because I read 500 days of Kristin...and I don’t apologize.

It’s not a breakdown. It’s a narcissism personality disorder that no medication will fix, and since he’s rich and famous, nobody will ever tell him “no, human adults don’t act like that, stop it.” Kim knew what she was getting into.

As a teacher, I recommend you give that student an “A,” avoid making eye contact, and hope that they graduate without harming you personally or professionally in any way.

Yeah I was at Mesa Verde last summer and after the guide explained we shouldn't lean against the sandstone, some dude did it anyways. I yelled at him, which based on his reaction, was the first time a woman had ever done so in his life. My friend is a descendant of those people, so it was just so maddening to see…

So, full warning: I work at one of these important places that we have to spend more time than we should keeping people from destroying it.

Well, the whole “take pictures” thing hasn’t gone well for her in the past, either...

I’m sure there is a reason why these things have been discounted on here more times than a Jerry Jones-related article has been published.

I’m sure there is a reason why these things have been discounted on here more times than a Jerry Jones-related…

The laugh that dude from Mumford & Sons lets out at the end of that tweet had me laughing really hard. Even he agrees that tweet was funny as hell.

Our favourite is “Hell’s bells, Trudy!”. Hell’s bells needs to make a comeback.

Waiting and Van Wilder were classics! These Jezebel click bait articles are always hilarious though.

Don’t forget The Proposal! I only watch RomComs if Sandra Bullock is in them- the only ones I can stand- and it’s a great one.

Put nine in a bowl!

So I watched last season in pieces after I took my ambien and wine but before I feel asleep each night. I’m finding I have no memory of it. Guess I’m gonna have to find a more detailed recap before March...

Milania, first you were one, then you were two then you were three, then you were four, then you were five, then you were six, then you were seven, then you were eight, then you were nine, now you are ten. Milania. I have always loved you and do not forget it

The number of times I’ve forgotten I had drugs on me and got through security easily and didnt remember until I was off the plane is somewhere between 5 and 10.

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me

Whoa whoa whoa. Roy was Walt’s brother, a genius and legend in his own right, and a big part of the reason Disney had any success. No Walt without Roy, or Ub Iwerks for that matter.