Google image search “house border wallpaper” or something, all are hideous. All borders immediately date house decor to 1996, in my opinion. Whether or not that’s a good or bad thing is up for debate (no it’s not, it’s bad).

If you found yourself watching the final seasons of Mad Men and really vibing with Don Draper’s swinging Manhattan bachelor pad, here is the apartment for you.

I actually learned this by playing Farmville. It was a little embarrassing that that far was slightly educational.

The 90s were a bad wallpaper (and BORDERS) time.

Until typing her name, today, I had never realised that it was composed of two actual words: Blac Chyna.

First of all, don’t say bless your heart to me, because I’m trying VERY hard not to respond to that in a New York fashion. I am not southern, but I damn well know what that means. I spent nearly 2 hours in one way traffic on the way home to return to a broken radiator, 93 degrees and 70% humidity on my thermostat.…

What does it say about me when my immediate thought was “but Calcutta gold is mad tacky!”

Aren’t marble countertops a pain in the ass to maintain, anyway? I’ve been watching a lot of HGTV and simply don’t understand the appeal of a product that you have to re-seal several times a year.

That looks awesome. A couple of years ago the Fairchild Garden set up all this Chihuly glasswork amongst the flowers. It was beyond beautiful.

also agree. I like to focus when providing bjs and i like to focus during a vag session!

i have never because i am too short.

As someone who served on a county grand jury for a month, any lack of record-keeping or non voting is suspicious. Specifically on the first day, our foreperson was selected after the DA basically said “I need someone with good penmanship,” because of all of the form filling required. Being unclear if the jury even…

Judging from the crowd here on Jez (myself included) Zac has a sizeable fan base of ages that range from the early 30's to 60's. Which is very amusing to me for some reason. To be fair, most of us aren’t fans of his “craft” per se...he’s noice to look at.

WILDCATS!

That statement just confirms that she is as shallow as I’ve always thought her to be.

And Christie Brinkley is on track.

How old are Zac Efron fans anyway?

Alert: it probably wasn’t him. Efron definitely has a social media contractor handling his accounts, I am 100% certain of this for reasons. She probably goofed.

Want to hang out at Cheesecake Factory and flip tables and yell PROSTITUTION WHORE?

That’s the average family income? As in, two people? Cuz I can be “rich” there too if that’s the case.