Molly would have wiped the floor with them.

Soooo...I lived in Iowa for several years, where the State Fair is A Thing. A BFD, if you will. And there are about 100 kid singing groups that blow the doors off these yahoos at every Iowa State Fair Lawrence Welk-style variety show. They actually skillfully dance and sing live on stage, as opposed to this debacle.

excited about the xojane “It Happened to Me” post one of these girls will write in 15 years.

These sorts of comments really piss me off. They’re both consenting adults, they got into their relationship with both eyes open, and now he’s dead. Be kinder.

as creepy as their marriage started out, i think they truly loved each other. my condolences, celine.

Thank you for acknowledging what an amazing interviewer Howard is! I would, however, amend your statement slightly to say he’s the best interviewer in the game, period - not just “right now.” ;)

Any doctors here? Because I’ve had plenty of morphine shots in my life and I’ve never been fully incapacitated by any... I would think one would lose consciousness before that could happen on morphine, in which case you wouldn’t know or remember what happened.

Stressful job. Puffy faced. Falling down constantly.

I’ve given that same exact speech many times; it’s a lie. Broke my nose swimming in to a concrete wall, broke my foot super-man jumping from hotel bed to hotel bed, sprained the same foot wandering off a porch in the dark......the list goes on. I’ve done those things because I have a problem with alcohol. I’m not…

thanks

What’s incredibly depressing is that despite the fact that he appears to have a pretty brutal addiction eating at him, Fallon is still getting a thousand more things done than my sorry stupid sober ass.

I want to give this more stars. The president is fucking charming. To not allow yourself that, or to align yourself with a party such that you are not allowed to laugh at his jokes is really fucking sad.

I think America will never have a president as charismatic as Obama. Never. Dude just glows with charisma. I really don’t get Republicans who obstruct his administration at every turn, like, how can you not love this man? It’ll be a sad, sad day when his term ends.

Michelle looks like a goddamn sunbeam.

Brendan: “they said my statement wasn’t consistent”

Genetic Sexual Attraction is a real disorder that isn’t totally uncommon in a situation where an adult child meets their biological parent after years of separation. They didn’t bond as parent and child and so it opens the door to all this craziness. Not justifying it - just saying that it’s kind of ‘normal’ in an…

OMFG, I love cruises (don’t judge me) but I hate so many cruise ship passengers. They act like such spoiled entitled brats, myself included.

this is how i eat reese’s pb cups. i pull off the chocolate around the sides and take off the top, and then i’m left with a delicious little cup full of PB, which i devour. but the second and third and 4th reeses i just eat in one bite.

There has GOT to be a better solution, though (perhaps hiring enough staff so everyone *can* get a break?).

Well thank goodness you made sure to point out some of us do not have the option. Full time: Exec Assistant and Reception at a small real estate office - there IS no one else. Part time: radio - again, no breaks. So how about an article about how the American people have squandered all of their “worker’s rights” by…