Problem is too I have a medication that I have to take in the morning that makes me go (unintentionally, haha), but it takes a bit until it kicks in. IDK what to do about that besides bring some poo-pouri with me to work and try to not think about the fact that I’m pooping at work, lol.

Camp is different in different places. My parents didn’t even want to send us to camp, until they realized that THERE WAS NO ONE TO PLAY WITH IN THE SUMMER BECAUSE EVERY DAMN KID WENT TO CAMP. Then we started going to camp. I wound up working there for a bunch of years as well when I was a teen/in college.

This is totally related but not, but I have to share it anyway because I feel like I know that moment of awkwardness a little. I grew up on Long Island, so my friends are either Jewish or Catholic. As a result, life was kind of cool, cause my Jewish friends would come over and dye eggs and decorate my tree, and I went…

We don’t have windows in our faculty bathrooms :( Nor do we have air freshener or anything awesome like I used to have when I was a TA on Long Island. I actually keep my own toilet paper in my classroom and bring it with me to the bathroom, so I don’t have to use that one ply sandpaper like crap on my body.

Yeah, that was me! I am a morning pooper too, so this worked great...until I got my first teaching job in Brooklyn and had to wake up at 4:30 am and high tail it out of my apartment earlier than I ever should have to leave for work. It has screwed up my WHOLE routine :( I HATE the teacher bathrooms at work, too!…

Yeah, seriously. I’m totally poop shy, and will only go at work if absolutely HAVE to. Peeing, nah. I’m fine with that.

Yes. It’s ridiculous. I forget what word it is, but there are many times my iphone autocorrects it to “anal”. Let me assure you, this word in no way resembles the word “anal”. Makes for some hilarious accidental texts, though.

I love that shade of pink on her. Damn.

I have small boobs, I’m petite, and this dress would look like absolute shit on me. If Taylor Swift wore it, my reaction would be the same.

Yes, the “Where are her boobs?” comment, for sure. My internal commentary deals less with the location of her boobs though, and more with the fact that I’m convinced she is doing this on purpose. She looks like she’s unintentionally trying to look this way...and the thing is, if she’s trying to make a statement, it’s…

Someone should introduce her to KG Fonts.

Come to my Target, we have plenty!

Ugh. I teach gened (yet with 9 IEPs in my class, but you know how that goes)...though I have special ed certification as well. I call that “just smart enough to know you’re not smart enough”. I know you understand without me having to explain that.

Look up all the towns they’re located in. Mine is in Roslyn. If you’re at all familiar with Long Island, that information should suffice. If not, it’s like what you’d think of Long Island, but even less diversity, more money, and less eating.

This. A good instructor makes SUCH a difference.

Mine is a mermaid. No seriously, she is beautiful and her name is Jade and she has the most ridiculously amazing mane of beachy blonde hair that she somehow doesn’t put up during class? She did a Bruce Springsteen ride, too. To promote it, she posed wearing jeans facing the American flag and instagrammed a shot of her…

Read this. I research the hell out of anything before I do it, so of course, I googled “first SoulCycle class” prior to doing it. This guy’s review is DEAD on, I love it.
http://fourpins.com/life/my-first-…

They don’t turn on the fans, on purpose supposedly?

Some SoulCycle studios actually HAVE done musical rides. There was an instructor from NYC who did a Les Miz ride, which actually sounds really appropriate for how I feel during a class. Uphill climb to The Confrontation? Yespleasethanksbye.

You pick your own bikes in advance. I will say that as a beginner, I actively do NOT choose bikes in the front row. I don’t want everyone looking at me when I only half know what the hell I’m doing, lol. As far as attractiveness goes, you’re in the dark and everyone’s ass is in your face. I could probably identify…