“You have to eat and pay rent”.

You clip in, which is better than holstering them in. It takes place in the dark, with grapefruit scented Jonathan Adler candles. The instructor is on a platform, and you ride *really* close together. At the handful I’ve been to, the playlists have absolutely kicked ass. Like just when you think you might die, the…

Me too. Thank goodness I can’t afford it regularly. They must be putting something in all those de-tabbed SmartWater bottles.

Sidenote: I used to do mat pilates at my old gym with a friend twice a week and really liked it. Also, I feel like I am going to die during every SoulCycle class I’ve done at least 3 times during the class. I am NOT fit, so the class is pretty hard for me. Basically before 3 weeks ago at SoulCycle, I hadn’t seen the…

Flywheel was started by one of the original SoulCycle founders who broke away from the company. It’s supposedly more athletic/less spiriatual. I only know this because a high school friend of mine is on instagram, is now a Flywheel instructor, and got pissed when I started going to SoulCycle. Whatever, bro. I kind of…

I always did, as a kid. We would do Universal and Disney, but mostly Disney. Are you going President’s Week?

This. Sounds. Amazing.

Yeah, it’s pretty hot in the room. Based on personal experience and everything else I’ve read online about SoulCycle before I went, they NEVER turn the fans on in the room...despite having fans in there. It’s not hot like Bikram hot, but it’s not a cool temperature by any means.

I have a little bit of a problem with the handlebars, too. 5’2” and short arms here.

During the handful of classes I’ve been to, I alternate between almost being in tears to loving life. Sometimes, I feel like if I wasn’t physically attached to my bike, I would fly over the handlebars.

Girl *pats seat, offers hug*, I know. I went to my first class this month after my friend has begged me to go for the past year. I loved it. LOVED IT. And I fucking HATED my only spin class in life years ago. Actually, I puked at the only spin class I took years ago (lesson learned, high school sunshineaya: don’t eat…

Ugh I know, I know...but I seriously walked out of my first SoulCycle class feeling high as fuck. And I’m someone whose eyes roll SO FAR IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD when people talk about a “runner’s high”. Excuse me, but no. Never experienced that. Pranced out of SoulCycle and it was like they sprinkled the towels with…

Mine was trying to get me to go for a year. Now that school is out, she finally got me to go three weeks ago.

www.mousesavers.com has a ton of tips. I would stay on property, if you can.

Actually, I couldn’t care less about your baseless assumptions. That would be, in fact, another incorrect assumption on your part, lol.

No, you’re an asshole for your overall attitude and passive aggressive remarks.

Yeah, cause it looks like that all the time *rolls eyes*. Disney World/Universal are HUGE resort complexes. If you don’t do your research and go during a holiday, of course they’ll suck. Do your homework, and they’re not horrific at all. I took this shot, and it was the middle of the day. Go on New Years Eve,…

You should be careful with that, otherwise she’s probably going to love Disney Princesses and all things Mouse related just to spite you lol. Tell her how much Disney sucks 24/7.

You know there’s one in Orlando at Universal, Right? It’s ridiculously immersive and awesome. Baby Birdy is prob going to want to go see Mickey before Harry Potter.

I can’t wait until Baby Birdy wants to go and you see it through their eyes and melt into a little puddle of happiness watching your kid being completely enchanted by all the bullshit that surrounds you.