Aw, you’re from the south, aren’t you?

I wish I could star this about 100 times.

Reigonal? Since when? Do you mean domestic?

Well exactly. He views himself as superior. My father is his biggest fan. My father was nice enough to pay for my education, but probably regrets it daily when I challenge every brainwashed piece of information that comes out of his mouth via Fox News.

I have seen many a grown adult cry during Toy Story 3.

Worked at Disney World. Love all things Disney. STILL have not seen Bambi in it’s entirety since I sobbed in the theater as a kid, and I refuse to re-watch Up. They kill me.

That miscarriage scene. I swear to God, the first few minutes of Up KILLS ME. Fucking just stabs me right in the feels. I actually haven’t seen it since I saw it in the movies, and it’s the only Pixar film that I hav ea hard time rewatching.

As a girl who has dated a few hockey players (all on different teams) since a teen, this deserves a star.

Okay I get it, but as someone with bad allergies, this really was the worst fucking spring allergy season in YEARS. My allergies started in April and even this weekend I was dying from oak tree pollen. Fuck you, NY vegetation. It really was shittastic this year.

My dad too! And my favorite “You were born a bad seed. One time, when you were three, I told you to pick up your toys, and you said ‘Make me!’ You were defiant since birth and you are going to hell when you die.” My father isn’t particularly religious, either, he just likes to claim he’s good. In the recent decade…

<3 I was threatened to be sent away for my attitude. Once, my dad called the cops on me as a teen because I cursed (I told him to shut the hell up when he told me he wished I was never born and that I was born a "bad" seed and had an attitude since I was a toddler.) My father has narcissistic personality disorder and…

I’m talking about the electric sharpener. Instead of sticking it in and holding it, loosen the grip a little and let it spin as it sharpens. I actually buy the Ticonderoga with my own money, supply catalogs be damned. Staples Premium Rewards member, wonder how I got there ;)

Nope, it depends on how you are built. I am short and entirely pear shaped with a 24 inch waist and a 36 inch hip measurement with a bubble butt. YOU try finding pants that fit this ass and these hips, yet actually fit my waist. Spoiler alert: You can’t. Since low rise fits low, it prevents the gigantic gaping that…

Ticonderoga. Always the Ticonderoga, and I find that when you use a mechanical sharpener, loosen your grip a bit to let the pencil spin a little to get a uniform point. Love, a fifth grade teacher.

Teachers. Don’t forget elementary school teachers and students. I grade in felt tip papermate pens, but I use pencils often in my grade book, for attendance, and when helping the students.

I’m a teacher, and I totally don’t agree with this. I still favor Ticonderoga, and the erasers are GREAT. Now, they do make a black version, and I will say that I find that those totally suck. The erasers are the WORST, and they are hard to sharpen. The regular yellow ones are still okay for me, and I’ve been using…

I did that too in grad school, and I also add Post-it notes with my own notes and summaries to the highlighting notations. I have to mark it up. Even now, I have to print something out and edit it by hand if I write it. IDK. Poor trees, but I think you have to do whatever system works best for ya.

Ticonderoga pencils. Ticonderoga pencils will NEVER fail you. They sharpen nicely and keep their lead. My school supplied me with pencils for the state tests, I bought my own Ticonderoga pre-sharpened for the kiddos with my own money.

I have banned mechanical pencils from my classroom. All my fifth graders do is play with them, take them apart, and lose the lead. Plus they seem to break easier than regular pencils. Ticonderoga pencils all the way. I’m the teacher, and even I hate mechanical pencils. I have to respectfully disagree with you on which…

Teachers too! And students, of course.