I can’t stop buying Old Navy tanks and flip flops. Flip flops for the obvious reasons, but the tanks are SO cheap. I actually cut them right under where they cover the underwire of my bra and wear them underneath dresses that have a bit too low of a cut (I’m a teacher) to make them work appropriate. They’re cheap, so…

Don’t forget trying on the same exact item of clothing in the same exact size because they’re never cut the same. If you have patience though, you can find a great deal sometimes.

Just turned 30. I STILL rock that Xhilaration. I’m 5’2”, I’m swimming in Merona. You do you!

Worst comparison ever. I tip my colorist/stylist, and have been going to her for over a decade. It’s a trade. She does an excellent job. Manicures/pedicures fall under salon jobs, which is a tipped service industry. So is being a server. Ridiculous to compare them to a doctor or lawyer. Also, I tip my colorist a lot…

Yeah, that really sounds like the place is fair, considering the cost. I can’t say for sure, though.

Which is really interesting, seeing what her boyfriend Governor Andrew Cuomo is doing to public education in NY (fucking over poor kids with high stakes standardized tests and over testing). He completely ignores that poverty and low socioeconomic status is something we have to overcome, not “bad” teachers. He does a…

Our lovely governor issued a 24 hour EMERGENCY order to investigate nail salons, yet is ruining public education, fucking over teachers, and holding public school money hostage in slow, painful processes that he is intentionally dragging out. I’m sorry, but as a NYC teacher Cuomo can go suck a cock. Seeing this swift…

Her point is that she enjoys being pampered.

They’re posted in New York too! Turns out they were all forged.

No. In NYC and Long Island (all the NY metro areas) you can get a mani/pedi for $26. Seriously. I didn’t realize this was abnormal until I went to college in Boston and lived in Orlando.

He’s definitely pissed off about it. Poor Andy.

Ugh. This is why in 5th grade, I just have them make cards...and suggest they make one for their mother, grandmother, or any other special woman in their life. Sometimes I feel like an asshole when I don’t do some big mother’s day to do, but thanks for reaffirming my beliefs. I love my mother, but I have a rather…

That day can’t come soon enough.

You can hate him for just being an asshole in general. PLEASE hate him for being a complete asshole to teachers in this state. I honestly have cried multiple times because of Andrew Cuomo and his efforts to completely destroy public education in New York. I am convinced that the man has a small penis and had his heart…

I stumbled upon it on Netflix one night by accident and it was perhaps the best mistake I ever made.

I never said I didn’t like it ;)

Actually, many white upper middle class suburban kids are excellent liars with parents who may not be helicopter parents and plenty of access to drugs and money. I always found “ sheltered child of helicopter parents” to be the girl most likely to be drunk off her face with her top off at a party freshman year in…

Yeah but like...I don’t get it. It’s a RELATIONSHIP. Screw sex, guys get hard in their sleep. If you’re cuddling, you feel that. Maybe it’s just me, but I kind of play with my boyfriend’s balls/dick all the time, even in a non sexual way I sometimes just have my hands on it when I watch TV lol (he likes it, I don’t…

You would be the first I've laid eyes on. I really don't find them flattering on any shape...just especially less flattering on some more than others.

You obviously don't have wide hips. PS: That's NOT why they're called mom jeans. <3 Someone who works with children all day. A child with talon grips could not get my jeans past my ass and hips on even the lowest of low rise jeans.