NO. They don't look good on ANYONE. I have an bubble butt and wide hips, and a tiny waist. I CANNOT wear this shit. I have enough issues finding LOW RISE jeans that fit my ass and hips, yet aren't baggy in the waist. So I suppose I should say that I really don't think they look good on anyone, but ESPECIALLY not me…

I actually think they look really cute with a bathing suit in the summertime. I'll be 30 next month. Meh, whatever! You do you :)

Denim diapers. That's what they look like to me.

Let’s just say very good. Civil servant of some type so my insurance kicks ass.

My adderall is like $5 a month each refill.

One, and she was only a year old when it started. We worked together (oh, what a cliche!), though nothing happened until after we both left the company. He got married, bought a one bedroom place with his wife. They dated for years, she knew he didn’t want children. Then she “accidentally” got pregnant, and she told…

I’m embarrassed to say it took four years. Honestly, life got in the way. I started a new career (one that involves me NOT being able to check my cell phone at all), we got WAY too attached to each other. We were really like best friends. I was under no illusions that he was going to leave his wife, yet we had such…

Can’t help you with the hope thing, because I’m a bit down on that myself right now...but GOOD FOR YOU cutting off that emotional affair. It might be difficult, and you might relapse, but try to stay strong. It’s so hard at first, but you’ll get over the hump and realize it’s for the better in the long run. Been…

Billy Joel and Gov Cuomo were eating dinner next to me last year in a nearly empty restaurant on the North Shore. Important background information: In college I worked in Guest Relations in Epcot. Guest Relations gives the VIP tours. I've met a lot of celebrities in my life, no big thing. I'm now a NY teacher and…

Ugh, in most states if I understand you make less in a charter school. Or anyway, it's like that in NY. Do you like working in your charter? I have some very strong opinions about them, but I am an elementary school teacher in an area where our public schools kick ass. Since I can't get a job in any of them, I'm…

I mean, as someone who is special ed certified and whose boyfriend has a 23 year old non-verbal brother with Autism, they aren't the same thing. There's a difference between a family member never being independent because say, they are immobile versus the type of low functioning Autism that would result in a child…

Doesn't matter if you teach. I teach 5th, and Common Core really barely accounts for grammar, soooooo we have no grammar curriculum because of all the other "more important" shit we have to cover for the tests. I TRY to sneak it in...and yes, I said sneak. I have to submit all materials for photocopies, and my…

Without sounding like an asshole, speaking from experience...this is 100% true.

I HATE MegaDon

SADDEST OPENING SCENES EVER. And when they can't have kids? Oh God. The tears everywhere.

For the record, I keep old porn too! Though some was lost when I dropped my laptop off my lofted bed in college and it landed sideways, frying my hard drive.

Oh but come on, I have my high school "box" of love letters as well. Granted it's at my parents house, but still. My high school boyfriend and I (first love) used to pass epic notes in the halls. I would never marry him now, but I read the letters last month actually for the first time in years. They're really sweet…

Damn right. I paid for my car in high school pretty much by babysitting. Wealthy Long Island neighborhoods (helped that I worked at a day camp that was in one) = $100 for a few hours of work during a parents' night out. "Keep the change."

This was in 2003 as well.

As a teacher, this is the least surprising thing ever. My students all have numbers (in alphabetical order) and I realized very quickly in the beginning of the year that their parents OFTEN sign and send in permission slips/forms without their child's name on it and completely illegible signatures. Now I print out…

I'm pretty sure the OP is happy to be alive, considering the circumstances and the fact that they worked in the towers. HOWEVER, there is nothing wrong with pointing out the absolutely douchey response of the printer (saying that her "poor planning" didn't constitute an emergency on their part.) I don't get the…