Aw. You're cute.

This is amazing. I had a kid turn to me last week in the middle of a benchmark assessment that the city mandated to give saying sweetly, "Ms. Sunshinaya, my mom says that your grade on the test is our grade" while batting his eyes at me. That same day, half my class came up to me after recess upset, because said…

My boyfriend's mother moved from Norway to the US when she was a little girl, and she still makes this. He gags at the mere mention. Dad's grandparents are from Italy. Poor mom never stood a chance with her cooking in that situation, but the lutefisk really pushed it over the edge.

My best friend is Catholic. Married a Jew. I'm from Long Island, so my friends are a good mix of Catholics and Jews. She was TERRIFIED to get up on the chair, convinced she would be dropped. We all laughed and told her to calm down. Fast forward to the wedding, and boom, bitch falls right off the damn chair. I was…

I'm white, and my ass would have gotten handed to me. I am 29 and I still would not tell my parents to shut up.

I'm a teacher, so my holiday party is $40 and doesn't even include alcohol. Beat that.

My boyfriend enjoys trying to fart on me. I agree with you that your brother in law is totally gross. However, my boyfriend does it probably because I freak out. We're big cuddlers, and we're always cuddling in bed watching tv. This is when he tends to do it. I'm getting good at detecting, and I'll pull away foil his…

Hey, no disrespect. I am naturally petite and have a very tiny bone structure (and I'm 5'2") but I AM curvy. I mean, no tits, 24" waist, but I have 37" hips and a big, round booty. I wish these girls were curvier. No disrespect to the girls who aren't curvy, but there just...well, besides the boobs, not much to look…

Because you obviously don't have a thing for big butts? Seriously, I could stare at in that sideways black getup was her killer legs...and NO BUTT. Like, there's nothing there. It's so sad.

...but I am a petite girl with a huge ass and hips, so I'm probably just making myself feel better :(

Or how about you don't force your beloved 50 year old classics on your children when it really is a God awful movie about systematic bullying? As a teacher, I think we are a little overly sensitive with kids, but seriously, fuck the bucket filling and the anti-bullying programs; let's just show the Rudolph. Am I the…

That's different, because Hawaii is both a state and an island, so it depends on what you're referring to. I live in New York State, when you talk about if they live in Hawaii as in the state, then yeah, they live IN Hawaii. However, if you are talking to someone from the Island of Hawaii, you would say they lived on…

ON Long Island. Long Island is in fact an island, not a town. There are many towns on Long Island. You are on Long Island, not inside of it. *Gets off Long Island/teacher soapbox* Sorry, major pet peeve <3

I teach elementary so it just NEVER ENDS. (5th grade. Grading rock cycle brochures now before I go on to non-fiction expert books. Happy Friday!)

There's ALWAYS grading to do. Life is short. Fall down the color rabbit hole! (I should be grading too lol).

The title of this article FTW. I was thinking this summer that the 2014 songs just suck, for the most part. I generally like his remixes, but this one just put me to sleep. 2009's, however, remains my all time favorite. I still rock out to this one at the gym. It stands alone as a song by itself, it just flows so damn…

I just choked on my drink. That is a DEAD ON description.

I'm with you on that one! I'm 5'2" and petite. Restaurant servings are HUGE.

"Did you think I'd forgotten about you? Perhaps you'd hoped I had." CHILLS. I didn't even notice that the fourth wall hadn't been broken that entire episode until that moment. Then the FU cufflinks. It was sheer perfection.

My grandmother is 87, and she ONLY curses in front of me when it's just the two of us. She has totally called my father an ass before. No one believes me, because my grandmother runs the ENTIRE family, wears the pants, and is very refined. She didn't start doing this until about a decade ago; I can't tell if it was…

Oh, so you're related to the Duggars?