Absolutely, and as an educator, I agree with you. However, my mother cursed in front of my occasionally when I was a teen, but I would have NEVER said something like this. Calling your child a little shit via text to another adult is not the same as "I'm going to rape u you cunt". Bad language is not the same as THAT.…

I really think it's more of a middle America thing. My family does not do this.

Dude where are you from? Thank God I am Italian.

I just got why this is funny and giggled.

Yes. You know why? Common core and such. We don't teach grammar anymore! (I try to sneak it in).

I live alone because I have a father with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and happen to be single. Most of my friends are married, and I prefer to not have a random roommate at 29. That being said, I'm a teacher, and I talk to my mom every day, so I'm hoping it wouldn't take that long? :(

YOU'RE RIGHT YOU'RE YELLING AT ME!!!! ;)

My natural 24" waist and 36" hips/ass are glaring at you right now.

Barbie doesn't have dat ass*
*I say this as someone who played with a lot of Barbies as a kid, and who has a big round booty now as an adult.

I changed my Samantha and tucked her into her brass bed with her white pjs with the pink ribbon EVERY NIGHT. I even sang her a lullabye. I was obsessed with her, and pretty much treated her as a child. She is still in pristine condition kept in her original boxes (pleasant company one). i cannot sell her, I just…

Fuck a future daughter, I'd be lying if I said that I didn't partially save that shit for myself and my own personal sentimental value.

I didn't take down mine either.

Samantha Parkington for life, yo. I still have her in her original Pleasant Company box (with hair care hang tags intact), same with her bed, and her night stand, and countless outfits/accessories. Oh, how I loved that Sailor outfit with mini paint set.

Exactly. I'm a big fan of my UD eyeshadows and some other brands, but my foundation is actually just a bronzer from the drug store. And I STILL can't find a mascara that I liked as much as Bliss Supernova (RIP). Many products that I like have a habit of being discontinued, so you should probably never get hooked on…

Their eyeliner is really great, too. Waterproof, and it lasts all day pretty much without smudging. Plus they have some awesome colors, if you're willing to go there. I'm not one to wear makeup in the pool, but I have just thrown on some UD eyeliner on vacation and that shit does not move.

People have different interests. I can say with absolute certainty though that my eyeshadow palettes, especially Urban Decay, last all damn day on my face. The quality is far superior. They last me a long time, too. It's not like I'm spending all this money constantly.

To be fair, if NYC/LI were a separate state, tax wise it would be a hell of a lot better for us. Albany views us as a bank. Sure, kick us out...then you won't get our tax dollars spread around the rest of the states.

He's also an absolute shit about public schools and teachers, too. I ran into Billy Joel and Cuomo eating dinner in Oyster bay two tables from me, and when Cuomo found out I was a teacher, he asked me what I thought of APPR. I glared at him with a big fake smile, told him I was also special ed certified, and turned…

I'm pretty sure I keep your fiancee employed with the amount of my own personal money I spend on scholastic Book Clubs orders for my classroom library (first year teacher, here). Seriously, I had $200 worth of shit in my cart before I had to STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER and get back to grading last night. I loved those…