...unless you have hips and an ass, like I do at 5'2". I mean, I would just get my jeans hemmed when they were flares, just like I do with my skinnies.

Actually, low rise flare jeans look GREAT on girls who are pear shaped with tiny waists and huge butts/thighs. Skinny jeans a rough for a girl with a pear shape to pull off (like me), but I've found pairs that can work on me. Flare jeans were definitely more flattering on my body though.

When I worked at Disney World, I had a small child come up to me. She asked me if I wanted to hear a joke, I said sure. "Why does Ariel wear sea shells? Because B shells are too small, and D shells are too big." Okay, that wasn't really relevant, but to answer your question no, I wouldn't give a shit as a female if…

It's a cartoon. Their dicks reflect their personalities, no one was shocked that Gaston had a small one. Could have called that one before I even opened the article. These aren't real people or personalities. I repeat: THESE ARE CARTOONS.

Ugh, I've been walked off that ride more times that I can count. SO MUCH CLICKING right?

My father's is the theme from the Godfather.

I'm 29 and my father still does this to all 3 of us. Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Every ridiculous question that pops into his head that isn't urgent (or has been answered 5 times already) has to be answered IMMEDIATELY or else. My father used to say a lot at home, "When I say 'jump' you say 'how high'". He…

Narcissistic Personality Disorder? My dad has it too.

#notallteens ;) but I hear what you're saying.

My ex used to be SO GOOD at predicting it because of this. He would ONLY mutter the words "are you about to get your period" during this time because my behavior was just so ridiculous and I acted completely irrational. I wouldn't even get mad because he never abused that phrase, and he was dead on every time. He'd…

The thing is though that for some women, it isn't EVERY 28 days, and I'm not talking about the cycle. What I mean is that for some fucking reason beyond me, my period isn't *that* bad, and I'm all "meh". Other times, I feel like there are Keebler Elves living inside my uterus with a knife repeatedly stabbing me from…

Yesterday I returned home from an all day family BBQ at 9 pm on the first day of my period with horrific cramps. I went right to the grocery store, bought an entire block of Cabot Pepper Jack cheese (just the block of cheese), went right back home and proceeded to eat half of it in bed with a glass bottle of Mexican…

Thank you. I didn't sue, but they received a scathing two page letter from my lawyer (who happens to be my boyfriend's dad...who has an autistic son). He wanted to write the letter as soon as I resigned because he feared something like this would happen, but I was afraid it would burn bridges and I'd be taking a…

Of course :) Sometimes, I really hate people.

As a teacher too...*hugs* I get. I soooo get it.

and BTW, that DID happen to me involving my last job (that I left because of a physically violent student and illegal things that the school was having me do, oh and the sprained back and numerous other injuries that I suffered). Despite me asking for help, training,…

I'll post this special ed one, because it doesn't have to do with the kid so much as the moronic "behavioral specialist". While I was in grad school I worked in ABA as a para with students with Autism. This particular student was about 4th grade age, but pretty nonverbal. He used a ipad to communicate when prompted…

I miss ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter. Us CM's call Stitch's Great Escape, "Stitch's Great Mistake." That ride sucks. Though I agree, it's predecessor was terrifying. Fun fact: Michael Eisner (CEO at the time) didn't think it was scary ENOUGH.

Uhm...I never heard this, but thinking back on it, I get eaten alive a hell of a lot more when I go upstate to the Catskills than I ever did working at Epcot and living in Orlando.

GMR?

Most of the rides with animatronics DON'T turn off. The animatronics run and the music doesn't play. Yes, THAT is creepy, cause you just hear clicking. And Google around about the Pirates ghost and what happens when the CMs don't wish him a good morning before the park opens. You're welcome :)