Former Guest Relations CM here at Epcot, and yeah, the dome question really does get asked. *shakes head*

You mean the kid had a protein spill down the hallway. Former Epcot Guest Relations CM here. I've also been called an incompetent bitch because I couldn't get a guest priority seating for a character meal that same day when we book 180 days in advance. The guest, upon calling me an incompetent bitch, took his double…

In Jersey you have to pay to walk on to a public beach, same with Long Beach on Long Island. The other Long Island Beaches you don't have to pay to walk on, but they are on a sand bar and you can't walk there, you have to pay to park your car or take public transportation.

Yet isn't Texas one of the fattest states?

I watched Dead Poet's Society and CRIED LIKE A BABY because somehow it was the first time I ever saw it. I know, I know. *insert some gif about the feels here*

Just twice last week, I thought to myself "Ugh it is WAY too early in the morning to be whistled at/catcalled" while walking down the street. It makes me so uncomfortable.

I was raised Lutheran, and we don't say it either. Episopalians are close, but Lutherans are pretty close to Catholics as well, we just don't have a true Priesthood and there are some theological differences...but it's pretty close.

The only Christians that say the Hail Mary are Catholics. I was raised Lutheran, we don't say it. The Mary is without sin thing really is just a Catholic thing.

Had a parent complain that Harry Potter was in a classroom library cause you know, *WITCHCRAFT* and anti-Jesus stuff...in the NY metro area.

I'm 5'2", 102 lbs, 24" waist, but 37" hips. I'm petite and totally pear shaped with a big ass. If I buy dresses in stores like Banana Republic or Ann Taylor Loft, I can be a 00P sometimes. That isn't me being a little girl, that is a petite frame with vanity sizing at it's finest. I have hips and an ass, but I'm small…

Yeah I'm the same way. This song is SO damn catchy. And I know I shouldn't like the whole "boys like a little more booty to hold at night" but I DO because dammit, I have a big booty. I shouldn't get my validation from men but fuck it, I like when they grab my butt. AHHHH cognitive dissonance. I fail at feminism.

I'm a skinny bitch with a big booty (5'2", 24" waist, 37" hips, 102 pounds) and it's probably because my ass is disproportionate to the rest of my body, but I really like the "boys like a little more booty to hold at night" line. That totally makes me a bad feminist, but my ass is quite ridiculous for my small frame.…

She DOESN'T diss other women. She says immediately after that "skinny bitches" line "Nah, I'm just playing, I know you think you're fat" and then says that every inch of them is perfect from the bottom to the top, just like her. I say this as a skinny bitch with a big booty, too. At first the line made me cringe,…

The line goes, "I'm bringing booty back, so go and tell them skinny bitches that...nah, I'm just playin; I know y'all think you're fat but I'm here to tell you that every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top." Normally skinny bitch lines make me cringe, but this one was a bit different.

I love abandoned schools and theme parks, for some reason (prob the child angle) they just amp up the creepy factor. However, as a teacher right now who is spending so much of her own money gathering resources for her classroom this year, I am screaming NOOOOOOO at those pictures of teaching resources in these pics.…

Most of my friends were paying around $100 a head. That's what I typically factor in when giving a gift. $20 a head? I go out to eat some nights and spend more than that on a normal dinner in NYC. Methinks this guy is full of it.

I go on vacation with 70 family members alone on my father's side every year for a week, and we also have annual BBQs, Christmas parties, etc. complete with a rotation of who hosts the Christmas party each year. Oh, did I mention this is my father's mother's side only? A small wedding isn't an option for me, I…

I have never heard of this in my life. WTF.

$20 a plate? Where do you live?!?!

SUCH overhyped nonsense, you're right. I've had exactly 2 yeast infections in my 29 years, and rarely do I get UTIs. The two yeast infections were from a) sitting in a wet one piece bathing suit while working at day camp all day, and b) working in Epcot in 98 degree weather plus humidity in a polyester nightmare of a…