This is just a particularly good picture of Drake. Normally, he looks a bit slow and like he drools and has sleep apnoea.

• Joe Jonas' advice for all the former child stars of the world is to "watch the people around you and learn from their mistakes so you don't make the same." I am not a former child star, but this article referred to both Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber as "crooners," which is a mistake I have now observed and learned…

Yes, that's why I wrote it in the article that you are commenting on:

I'm not defending the practice, but I think it's out of curiosity usually. If people come across someone they perceive as different they want to know what box to put them in. It's how we relate to others. Also, some people don't mind questions like that and others do. I'd say it's not a universally rude/annoying…

Just because this child is the Illuminati Chosen One who shall rule the Earth, you think we are crazy for worshipping her? Joke is on you. She will not look kindly upon the heathens once her reign begins!

Make no mistake, it would be terrible to have sex with John Mayer and once would be enough to scar you for life... and the next life. But hold on! Just remembered that John said a few years back that he has a white supremacist dick (I think he meant he's a white supremacist dick) so being black this, "would you…

Katy Perry, hands down. I wouldn't let John Mayer anywhere near my junk.

would you rather:

Not petty. Malicious. Petty would indicate that we have nothing to gain from this sort of behavior as a group.

I had natural hair until 6th grade. That year I was bullied so terribly for it I'd come home crying every day, and my mom and aunt convinced me maybe a perm was the answer. Of course it wasn't, but as long as my hair was straight they focused on something else. Only now at 24 have I had the confidence to kick the…