JOFFREY DIED????????!!!! I hadn't watched it yet. Y'all are assholes! I'm not even joking right now! That was only last week. Thanks!

subserviette? Is that a new word for a subway sandwich with a serviette. Like, is that a thing now like Kimye?

exactly! Why are breasts off limits? If a guy was always topless or always showing off a big bulge, Andy would have asked. There is no problem here!

Tish should've just made her some weed brownies like a good mother would.

Johnny Depp is a pretentious knob and always has been. From the way he speaks with Madonna's odd, made-up Michigan ho-meets-British-gentry accent; to the way he turns up at extremely "industry and the establishment" award shows, like The Oscars, with greasy hair, silly tiny shades and red scarves (like The Bloods)…

Brad Pitt's appearance in 12 Years A Slave. Nothing Johnny does will ever be as bad as that.

Yeah, yeah, it's all fun and games until some well-loved honour role student named Becky combines this with Neknomination on a dare from her college pals and dies. Internet Fad today, Dangerous Selfie Craze tomorrow. You heard it here first.

Can we retire the term slut-shaming?

This is just a particularly good picture of Drake. Normally, he looks a bit slow and like he drools and has sleep apnoea.

Make no mistake, it would be terrible to have sex with John Mayer and once would be enough to scar you for life... and the next life. But hold on! Just remembered that John said a few years back that he has a white supremacist dick (I think he meant he's a white supremacist dick) so being black this, "would you…