I appreciate your concern, but when my wife tells me something, I trust her. Sorry if you don't have that same relationship. Very sad :-(

This is the smartest person to ever wear matching, logoless cap and shirt.

I’m sure if you had that job you saw a lot of weird shit.

Ugh, I’ve been there. I had a family friend who cheated on her husband for several years, and I can’t tell you how many times I thought about sending him an anonymous letter. He eventually figured it out on his own, but I still felt like shit for not saying something because he was such a nice guy (and honestly, loads…

Gross mirror is my kryptonite. You have to be super hot for me to look past a dirty fucking mirror.

Thank you! If my sister sent someone an unwanted picture of her poon, I would feel really violated if that person tracked me down to tell me about it.

Analog dick pics! OMG

I just use Twitter to follow people, like sports writers and comedians. I never post there, but I find it useful for information gathering about certain things.

To be fair Milty is mocking gun-nuts, which I approve of.

It’s pretty insane.

You missed the Mad Men episode where the doctor skied downtown?

Years ago, I used to be a delivery driver for Pizza Hut. During one particularly bad snowstorm we got an order for a somewhat rural place (I worked in the city, but on the edge and this pace was on windy, country roads basically). So I drove my Ford focus out there, slipping and sliding along, even witnessing another…

Why not just get rid of the tipping custom and force employers to pay their workers properly?

Fuck you, you whiny baby. When I was in the Army we didn’t call off training because it was over 20 below out with the wind chill. And I didn’t get paid extra either.

This 1000x. don’t bitch about being put to work and “only getting $1". You have 2 options: 1) don’t go to work that day or 2) get a different job.

So wait.. if the restaurant is open and making food, and you come into work as a delivery person instead of staying at home in bad weather conditions, we shouldn’t utilize that service that you seem willing to provide.?Look, I’ll tip way more, but telling someone “Don’t order food just because we’re open and I’m at…

If you’re open, I’m ordering. I don’t care about your preferences.

I delivered chicken wings in a small city on the Hudson in Upstate NY. During a particularly icy night, I was made to deliver despite poor road conditions. On one run, I was stopped and preparing to make a left hand turn across traffic, with my signal on. Some asshat in a rented Dodge Charger barely touched her brakes…

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.