Regarding Pamela Anderson, she said:

Haute taek, sis.

That picture of Stephen Colbert and Obama is pretty amazing. You can tell both of them are not only having a good time but genuinely get along with each other.

Twitter taught me rich people don’t have to miss sunsets.

“But I also feel like she was a selfish sociopath”

I think now more than ever that women about to turn 30 and single or their careers aren’t going anywhere are much more vocal about the struggle of being lonely and watching all your friends go through those big life moments and feeling depressed as to why you’re not progressing. The studios have caught on to that…

It’s crazy that don’t see how long Jolie has been manipulating you with images like this. There really is a sucker born every minute.

Not cool dude, we don’t call the Welsh that anymore!

Does anyone else wonder if Emily Blunt is the type of person who speaks no-nonsense and right to the point?

#TeamDeanDeservedBetter! He wasn’t a genius, but they turned him into a dumb cheating lug, just to make that whiny emo kid look better.

ugh MADDY, STOP BEING SO GLIB ABOUT SOMEONE AS IMPORTANT AS LORELAI II. Lorelai is selfish, but she was a good mom. She was emotionally stunted from having a baby at 16 and feeling alone ($$/privilege aside-emily and richard did not learn to respect her decisions until like, s7e18, and Lorelai did not grow up enough…

My steaming hot take is Melissa McCarthy was the only good thing to come out of GG. Otherwise, no thanks.

It was designed specifically to attract actors/musicians and help the feel special and successful.

He’s not half-bad now either.

Take that back! Young Vincent d’Onofrio was so handsome.

Regarding Sean Penn, Vincent D’Onofrio does not strike me as someone who would put up with much shit when it comes to someone mistreating his daughter. I base this solely on having watched all of his Law & Order:Criminal Intent episodes. DUN DUN.

My hippie folks did the no-refined-sugar-in-the-house thing, too— with the result that we used to sneak St. Joseph’s baby aspirin, or Pepto Bismol, or Kaopectate, just to get a dose of sweetness. We did grow up big and strong and healthy, though. And as soon as I was out of the house, I switched my diet to Velveeta…

We’re not into organic or anything else but we are pretty strict about limiting sugar for our 17-month old. Fruit is obviously fine and natural sweeteners as baking ingredients (i.e. syrup), but we haven’t given her a cookie or a cupcake or anything. We figure we want to introduce that sort of crap to her slowly and…

He also appears in Bud ads, which is probably not something a recovering alcoholic should be doing.

“I wasn’t an alcoholic, but I was doing it too much.”