Please oh please tell me that the gift shop sells a ham costume.

My boyfriend used to complain about how annoying Dexter's wife, Rita was on the show Dexter....and I was like BUT HE'S A SERIAL KILLER!!!!!

Hmm. Sure looks as if these women are going to Eagleton to shop.

Miss Cornelia enthusiastically approves of all Anne books.

Tomorrow I'll show you how to spike it with vodka, honey.

Her autobiography, "Million Dollar Mermaid" is an absolute must-read. I highly recommend it.

I too have an Esther Williams suit. It is fabulous!

Also the home of Bruins goalie/cutiepie Tuukka Rask.

Digital photography ruined things for professional photographers.

Stories like this make me want to have teenagers of my own so that I can torture them mercilessly with my dorkiness.

No kidding. My boyfriend went to a G & R concert years ago where they were so late (over 3 hours) that the venue actually had to stop selling alcohol because it was past the cut-off time. People were NOT happy.

This is incredible! This never happened to me in 5th grade because I was in Catholic school and Catholic girls don't get periods.

Pap smear or not, birth control pills still require a prescription, which is absolutely ridick when Plan B doesn't require one.

Jealous! I want a Disney wedding sooo bad.

#2-Exercise. YES. I tell everyone that exercise is the secret to my sleeping success. I run on average 7-8 miles per day and when I hit the pillow at night, I am out. I'm not saying everyone needs to run that much, but even a brisk walk everyday can help.

When I was in college I dated someone who worked at the Cheesecake Factory, and he cheated on me. It's all making sense now.

So true. When I watch Miss America or Miss USA (and yes, I confess to watching both) I can't help but notice how every contestant has the same face. Most have clearly had nose jobs, if not more work.

In fact, wasn't the disease Yellow Fever featured prominently in the classic Bette Davis film "Jezebel"?

My favorite sign was "Chuck Norris never ran a marathon."

Thanks to all the strangers who cheer me on whenever I race! I'd never make it without you.