Sure, everyone do this, and when the monsters get you you’ll have no one to blame but yourselves.

And doesn’t that take on some weird and uncomfortable connotations when we’re talking about an island full of girls? Wow.

Don’t feel bad for doing it, feel bad for being harder on the girls.

Also, DC is hella confusing, which makes the transplant/tourist issue even more trouble.

I find it ironic that the advice here is to drive more like the drivers in NEO, which, in my experience are some of the worst. They can’t merge, they speed up when you try to pass, they don’t signal, and they change speed seemingly at random. I’ll take Chicago drivers (aggressive tailgaters and determined speeders)…

Worked up? I just thought it was funny phrasing. As for hitting you up? Nah. I’m good. byeee

Heh. I don’t even mention email. “I’ll be out of the from XX to XX and will respond to your message upon my return.”

I tell my reports this all the time: it’s about training your colleagues. If you always respond within five minutes, they’ll freak out if it takes you an hour. But if you always respond within 24 hours, 1 hour looks fast. I also try to avoid responding outside of normal business hours or on weekends even if I’m…

Something that a lot of people miss is back channel availability. When I’m on vacation, I’m definitely reachable to the people covering for me in case they need something, but it’s the rest of the company I’m not available for. That way, I’m letting my team learn and grow and exercise authority with my support, and…

Not as shocking as your Hot Take on makeup and tits. ::kiss kiss::

I will definitely stop wearing makeup to hide my smaller tits. Thanks for the tip!

This just happened to me for the first time! Although in his case it was even a little more deceitful, because he did have a picture without a hat, but it was from when he had hair, which I think crosses the line from hatfishing to plain old lying. I would have gone out with him anyway if he had been honest, but the…

Oh, vacationing alone is blissful and I hope you enjoy it. You’ll get to do whatever you want, and eating alone is easy to get used to. Plus, if you want to chat with people you can make vacation friends!

THIRTY MINUTES?! More like thirty seconds. He ain’t bending down more than twice.

Even in wheelchair FDR would kick Trump’s ass. He was a tough bastard.

I get those guys who are like “we’re basically divorced, except for the paperwork.” Uh huh. Call me when you have the signed decree, dude.

Yes, I’m the one looking for the argument, when you repeatedly ignore the actual point of my original comment, which is that I want ONE set of headphones to work with all my devices, which Apple seems determined to thwart. Fanboys gonna fanboy, I guess.

Yeah, my real headphones don’t work with the new Apple products, but thanks for the helpful tip. Also, I’m super excited about the idea of having to carry two or three different sets of headphones for different products — that’s really consumer-friendly.

Sure for the 3.5s, but there’s no way to adapt the lightning headphones, which means they don’t work with any of my other products.