Guarantee he has a “no fat chicks” bumper sticker on his truck without a trace of self-awareness.

He should also burn whoever told him not to eat a salad once in a while.

Never a bad time for my favorite photo.

I hope he does something with it, à la Hail to the Thief.

It’s also the only possible way to speak about the orange chucklefuck, if you’ve got any sense.

I honestly assumed it was.

“With All Disrespect” would make a great album title…

Eric Cartman is now our President.

Pete Souza (former official WH photographer for President Obama) knows, even if Agent Orange doesn’t

He’s the drama queen going “You can’t come my birthday party” after you rejected the invitation.

Going to the White House is now a long sad joke and no honor thanks to Orange Mussolini. The only visitors I want to see there are armed federal agents with hand cuffs and manacles to arrest the madman, Trump, for treason.

1.) Pumpkin spice is trash.

As many other terrible things as Richard Spencer has said & done, I’m not sure that word has come out of his mouth since someone else dealt with him effectively over that ...

I guess “Sweet Potato Pie Spice” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

I’m in favor of the bloody lip method myself.

My graduating HS class (2002) was 343 deep, 7 black people. Goddamn I needed this article so badly back then, wouldve saved me a couple of suspensions

Pumpkin spice is the McRib of coffee flavoring. I don’t understand the enjoyment; it’s like enjoying Adam Sandler movies.

These two guys, just so over it. So resigned. There’s just so much sadness, disgust, anger, frustration, and confusion in their expressions.

The red shirt dude...that reaction is four feelings in one face.

this screenshot said it all. I am all of these expressions.