YESSSSSSSSSSS! Go Bruins!

Isn’t there a way to sue him for some of this? Inciting violence? Kinda like yelling “fire” in a theater...

...and yet it is the exact opposite.

...and people thought “500 Days of Kristin” was bad. With Kristin, at least I know that fringed open-toed booties are a wardrobe staple.

That’s funny. I lived overseas for 2 1/2 years and returned to the US with my permanent residency status intact. Absolutely no issues whatsoever.

Is this a new thing? I had a green card from 1972 until about 1995 and don’t ever remember having to get it re-issued. Maybe I did, I don’t know.

...and Daryl will survive because he smells like a rotting corpse, even in fresh clothes. Zombies will get a whiff of that dude and stroll right on by

And yet, somehow he was able to sign papers cancelling his divorce, which was basically in the bag, pending a judge’s signature. How was he able to make that kind of decision to allow Khloe to get her mitts back on his cash? Where the hell is his lawyer?

Wow, that’s really impressive.

Yes. Thank you for laying this out. And I hope her check was big.

Word.

...never ANY question - jeez, I shouldn't write stuff in here from my phone.

Haha, I’m a Bruin too. And I have to say that even though Kiffin and Sarc were not good coaches, the attitude around USC seems to be “win immediately or you’re out!”

Yes, and it looks like a series of clips.

Thank you. As a former sorority girl who was both frivolous AND philanthropic, I can attest that sororities are not the pile of crap that Gawker loves to trash at every opportunity. In fact, I'm shocked they even ran this story.

My cell phone doesn't work in the fucking nail salon in the middle of Los Angeles. They were out in the middle of nowhere. They probably had no bars. My question is how bad could the car have been stuck in a rock? I know they weren't young, but there had to be a way to jack it up or something...

Always start the party with an empty dishwasher and empty kitchen trash/recycle cans. I'm always amazed at people who don't do this, and the dirty stuff just piles up while the trash overflows. Makes the end of the night suck so bad, but if you can float into the kitchen from time to time and put some things in the…

What’s a 23 year-old girl doing wasting her time on a long distance relationship? She should be living a life that involves actual human contact (I don’t mean sex, although she should have that too if she wants it). On the phone or Skype or whatever, people can pretend to be whomever they want you to see. Life is too…

Do not tell her you are looking for something else. Save that conversation for when you have accepted another offer.

Yeah, he's not holding the implode properly in either clip. A real chef hold the back of the blade for safety, not with the index finger on top of the blade.