Mike didn't become a criminal just because of Stacey's demands. He arrived in Albuquerque on a train from Philadelphia, with a bullet wound in his shoulder from the shootout with the two cops who killed Matt. That situation came about because Mike was himself a crooked cop. Once he arrived in Albuquerque, he found his…

Ah, I missed its move from Martha's apartment to Clark's apartment. Thanks!

Remember when they stopped doing "What Else Is On?" because … wait, why did they stop doing "What Else Is On?"

She'll die of tularemia before she gets there.

Where is Martha's framed photograph of her and Clark's wedding? I was afraid Stan would find it a few weeks ago, and I was afraid someone would find it in this episode.

My congratulations to your colon.

It struck me as odd as well. My parents were difficult, and my childhood was difficult, but none of the things that happened were serious enough to cause PTSD. Scars and baggage, certainly, some of which have required therapy, but nothing near the severity that would result in PTSD.

Delete him! You have mutual friends who can get in touch with him should the need arise.

Eventually the ex will fade from memory. In the meantime, delete all of his contact info from every device and account you own, and block him where possible. Make it so that you have to do some work to check on him or contact him. Contacting him or checking his Facebook page or whatever has the potential to make you…

I guarantee your doctor has heard this question before, and I guarantee he's used to patients who don't remember everything he said. Don't hesitate to call and ask whether this is something you could discuss on the phone with him or whether you need to make an appointment. Don't be embarrassed. We've all left doctor…

Oh man, I didn't know she had died. That sucks. Remington Steele was a lot of fun, and she was a big part of it.

No worries, I have no problem believing your friend's story. It's entirely possible that Lowe is one of those celebrities who's nasty to the "little people" who work around him but nice to everyone else. I had the potential to continue to make his Apple-related life hell, so maybe he was just nice to me out of…

I'm always sorry to hear that celebrities I like are jerks. In this case, however, I have a counterpoint. I used to work for Apple and had reason to call Lowe about a little bit of hell Apple had put him through (story far too long to tell). He was perfectly pleasant. He was also in Leno's green room at the time,…

I even DVR one-off things I want to watch, if I learn about them at least two minutes ahead of time. If there's something I want to watch that's only available through streaming with commercials, I'll see if I can find a torrent. There are many things in my life I cannot control. I can control my consumption of…

The one time I read Penthouse Forum, there was a letter from a guy bragging about "seasoning" his Thanksgiving turkey. You're not him, are you? Please tell me you're not him.

No, just a generic jackass.

Maybe if I did Twitter, but I don't.

Breast Meat? I have very mixed thoughts and feelings about porn in general, but this is an excellent example of the objectification that some critics talk about.

I think not.

It rained on my wedding day. I should have taken the hint.