I thought it was a gerbil.

Yeah, that sounded kind of asshole-ish. Why would the disposition of his virginity affect the way she feels about their breakup (assuming they start a relationship and it ends)?

1. Try a different position.
2. Try using toys.

My kitties are sending thoughts and prayers to your kitty.

My mother always said that hanging wallpaper was a good relationship test. If you can hang wallpaper without wanting to kill the other, you're meant to be together.

She is a lucky woman.

I was 33 when my mother died. It was the worst thing that's ever happened to me. I can't imagine going through that at age 7. The poor thing.

I'll think about it and let you know.

It's my birthday! I'm expecting expensive gifts from each of you.

Plus, the Paramount is such a great venue. Much better than the standard cineplex atmosphere.

I had the theater-dancing experience with Stop Making Sense and with U2: Rattle and Hum. Great experiences both.

I wish I'd seen Unstoppable on the big screen. It's great on my 42", but I imagine all those trains and all those sound effects would be pretty amazing in a theater.

Witness. The barn-raising scene with the Maurice Jarre score. The rest of the movie was good, but that scene was just amazing. It was soon after movie theaters started using THX, and the gorgeous music just wrapped you up like a cocoon.

Something terrible that has Daniel Day-Lewis in it is different from something he's in where he's not great. Nine has a score of 5.9 on IMDb; I don't watch anything under about 6.5 unless there's some particular reason I want to see it. There's tons of stuff I can watch for DDL or general beefcake before I have to…

I thought he was frequently shirtless in Last of the Mohicans.

I binge-watched season 1 of Fargo, then I stopped watching season 2 after one and a half episodes with Kirsten Dunst. I don't know why, but I absolutely loathe her.

If I ever find something Daniel Day-Lewis isn't terrific in, I'll just turn the sound off.

I missed "chorus," which is stupid, because one of the many things I love about Babe is the "eek chorus" of singing mice.

Absolutely, but you originally said, "he only became a criminal because his daughter-in-law pushed him to it with her constant demands for money," which is not true.

In last week's episode, Clark said he'd been running her for three years.