Like sex with nazis?

That is so great.

I missed it, but I encountered Spot.im on another site. It was horrifying, as you all reported.

Some guys took down a huge tree in my apartment complex using climbing equipment. They had their chainsaws on carabiners. A bunch of us spent the whole afternoon watching.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!

Not a McLaren F1? What's up with that?

Not a McLaren F1? WTF?

Me too, but I've gotten in touch with my priorities.

Morgan, my least favorite CM character, left a couple of episodes ago. I'm ecstatic.

Anal. Nothing goes up there.

Dead Again

Silverado!

It's zero things.

I might actually watch the Republican convention for the first time in, like, ever.

Excellent! Will you bring it over? I haven't dragged myself out of this chair in weeks.

Me. It's short, but if it was longer, I could practically fold it up onto my forehead. I don't know why it bugs me, but it bugs me.

I recently did that. It was awful. It made me remember all the horrible things about our dating, marriage, and divorce. I had to unblock him to do it, which speaks to what a horrible place I was in when I did it. Then, of course, I had to wait 48 hours to re-block him, because Facebook is mean like that.

I'm so glad I'm not invited.

I'd like to buy a bottle of your patented functionality.

I had a lot of casual sex when I was younger, like under 35. I always thought "this is great! I can have sex without getting all freaked out about whether he's going to call!"